You never see a hearse with a U-Haul attached to it.
Said to a boss and a good friend about a third party:
“Deserves? Deserves!? What that man deserves is ‘Louiville Slugger’ imprinted backwards across his forehead…!”
“Ain’t in funny how falling feels like flying, just for a little while” - Otis ‘Bad’ Blake, from the movie Crazy Heart.
“I believe that there are at least 3 solutions to every problem” - me.
“Well you know, you just never know” - my grandmother.
“Your ability to articulate your ignorance doesn’t prove your point.”
Coming in second just makes you the first loser.
More appropriate for race-type situations, I guess, but it works…