Last week. Story here. Check out the video on that page. Video here too. The glass just ruptured suddenly, sweeping away shoppers. Some injuries but no human deaths. The sharks all died.
I thought they were told not to shoot the frikkin’ lasers indoors.
And of course, I do know how to spell “explodes.” These new glasses aren’t quite broken in yet. 
(Thanks, Mod, for fixing that.)
Stupid sharks never can follow orders.
likely some kid taunting the hammerhead shark.
BBC had a better headline: Shanghai Shark Surprise. Please pretend it’s the thread title.
I found the comment section after the story interesting…
Prompting a sale on shark fin?
Good. I hate reality TV.
“A giant shark tank at a shopping mall in Shanghai, China, suddenly shattered, showering shoppers with glass and live sharks.”
That’s a phrase you don’t read every day.
runs to make sure shark tank doesn’t read: Made in China
Since its in Shanghai, did they eat the sharks afterwards? I mean seriously
Someone may have been testing the phrase “It’s like shooting fish in a barrel”.
There is also a fish-n-chips joke in there somewhere.
whimper
I’m never going to the aquarium again. Nightmares made real…
That’s what they get for buying cheap Chinese crap…
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Flash photography is strictly prohibited. Do Not Tap The Glass. This Means You!
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Never shop in a mall that plays the JAWS theme on its loudspeakers. -
The ‘unlimited anchovy’ pizza place should probably be on the other side of the food court.
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“Is it true that most people get attacked by sharks in three feet of water about ten feet from the beach?”
“Yes, but The Beach is our newest cafe…” -
Starkist doesn’t want tourists with good taste; Starkist wants tourists who taste good.
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“Mommy, can I buy Halo 4? Can I?” “Yeah, when sharks fly…”
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“So! You dare show your face? Your shark-style kung-fu is no match for my mop of cleaning!”
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“It’s all psychological. You yell barracuda, everybody says, “Huh? What?” You yell shark,
we’ve got a panic on our hands at the Multi-plex!” -
Battered shark is tonight’s chef’s special. I hear its wonderful…
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“Relax, Mr Dreyfus! You’re in China now. There is No Possible Way you can be attacked by a shark…!”
“I have had it with these motherfucking SHARKS in a motherfucking MALL!!”
“Candy-gram.”
And would you like that with or without glass shards?
unicef
P.S. I meant to capitalize the word but it wouldn’t take.
Let’s hope for the collapse of a courthouse.