Sharknado 3 airs tonight (7/22)

I think they had to be - Fin jumped into the shark right after it ate April, but couldn’t find her inside it.

Did you see the payoff of that scene though?

A chainsaw came out, followed by the baby that April gave birth to while inside the shark.

I can’t unsee it…

You’re probably thinking of Ghost Shark. There’s still room for Zombie Sharks, though.

Wait? People actually watched it?

In 2013 they marketed the film on that Cannes boardwalk where all the marginal films go (can’t remember what it’s called), and it got mentioned multiple times (Vulture, buzzfeed, etc.) as “look at this wacky movie at Cannes!” Even NPR talked about it for a few minutes in that context. So…some viral thing that trended well.

Of course, they also might be highly entertaining (I haven’t seen any).

It had nothing to jump.

He also told Fin… “Some people call me a shark.”

I’ll go with live; April needs come back even more cybernetic. Like a stylish version of Robocop.

So was only else wonder if April…

…had already given birth, or if she just cut a hole in the shark and press her vagina against it.?

God, that would be so unrealistic how would anyone believe the latter? :smiley:

(I’m pretty sure you can see her hands)

Well, thank you for that.

Nice trick, considering one got bitten off in the first movie.

I watched it again, and they were in two separate sharks. Shark’s insides must be very squishy for April and her newborn to survive de-orbiting without a parachute.

Yeah, first you see Chekhov’s chainsaw, then a pair of baby hands.

I watched it again too, and it looked like he dived into the same shark in space that had swallowed her, but after touchdown, she was in a different shark than him - did you see the same?

I think so. Looked like she got swallowed, then a big shark crashed through the shuttle. Fin then jetpacked after her, but in all the confusion, must have chosen the wrong shark.

I can’t believe I’m having this conversation.

The big question is, how did David Hasselhof and all those sharks get to the moon?

The sharks were flying around everywhere. Maybe he rode one.

And without wondering what happened to his spacesuit.

Nope ---- zombie sharks.

Ghost Sharks co-starred Bull; I would never confuse him with anyone or anything else.

Random thought, Sharknado 4: The Musical!.

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