I read that it is a part of the culture at SyFy that people just blurt out the most ridiculous titles they can think of, and sometimes it grows legs and gets made.
“Cobracondapus?” I’m quite sure you meant Chupacobracus
Earworm-A bioengineered worm that that lies dormant in the ear canal until a certain pop tune is played. The kicker is that it can only be driven out by the voice of Gilbert Gottfried.
Uglian
Whalehail — Blubber from above!
El Porcupino — Weather for pricks!
Grizzlyblizzard — The wind’s got a bite!
Eh. I liked Czar’s Supersmelt. 
Krackencane!
That’s a winner! I’d watch that. Or make it.
Titanic II?
Only if it gets sunk by a Liceberg!
From what i have heard from the cinema snob it was struck by a tsunami carrying an iceberg in it I think. Its been a while since I have seen his review.
Shrewnami!
Pythoon!
Volecano!
The Internet has let me down. As far as I can tell, there are no images of a Chupacabrabus (as in catbus), which is how I first read your post.
The chupacabrabus has a bomb on it, see, and it can’t slow down or the biological weapon on it will blow up, spreading zombie plague virus, and it has to be refueled in motion with live goats. Only the goats get loose and stampede…
Is there some reason why I’ve seen several mentions of Sharknado on this board in the last few days, or is it just coincidence? I had never heard of it before.
Sharkweek. But you really should have heard of it before. It is known.
Sandra Oh stars as a marine biologist who becomes the victim of a medical experiment gone horribly wrong. Injected with an experimental mermaid serum, she is transformed into a half-woman half-manatee. Driven insane, she seeks to take her revenge on the world.
“Oh - The Humanatee!”
“Otter Destruction!”
“Who could have guessed the apocalypse would be adorable?”
The Alpacalypse!
The Gerbilator
The Incredible Hulk’s Headlice
Badger Badger Badger!
Hamsterminator
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