She was only a funeral director’s daughter, but she sure knew what to do with a stiff when she saw one.
She was only a mohel’s daughter, but she knew how to handle a Jewish penis.
In Britain in 1932 there was even a record…
She was only a stockbroker’s daughter, but everyone got a share.
She was only Jeeves daughter, but we all thought she was a right ho!
She was only the Godfather’s daughter, but she certainly knew how to … uuugh … ech… agh-g-g-g!
…she loves going up and down the shaft.
…once her doors close, get ready to ride.
…press her button and she comes.
she was only a fireman’s daughter, but man, she was smokin!
he was only a watchmaker’s son, but he never gave me the time of day
She was only Batman’s daughter, but she was always prepared.
She was only a the daughter of a firefighter & a veteranian, but could she burn your dog.
She was only a pet shop owner’s daughter, but she’d always let you pet her well, you know . . . can I really type that here? 
She was only the dadaist’s daughter but she green articulation of combustible alarm clocks.
She was only the proctologist’s daughter but she bent over backwards to please.
No, no. Just misses. When you go to a proctologist, you don’t bend over backwards.
She was only a track star’s daughter, but did she ever give me the runaround!
She was only a Platonist’s daughter, but she was always in perfect form!
She was only a Pentacostal minister’s daughter, but…JESUS CHRIST!
She was only a proctologist’s daughter, but was she ever a pain in the ass!
She was only the Port Admiral’s daughter, but her naval base was always full of discharged seamen.
She was only a moonshiner’s daughter, but I loved her still.
She was only a Baker’s daughter, but she could sure make the loaf rise.
She was only an Eviction Agent’s daughter, but she sure put out.
She was only the FBI Director’s daughter, but she sure could wear a dress.
She was only a Carpet Layer’s daughter, but she sure could shag.
She was only a Chef’s daughter, but she sure was good eats.
She was only a spammer’s daughter, but she sure did love my hvge 3rect10n.
She was only Daria Morgendorfer’s daughter, but she engaged in an otherwise innocent activity that could be twisted into a double entendre for the amusement of the unwashed masses. :dubious:
She was only a carpenter’s daughter, but she sure did know how to screw my nuts!
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