…only a publisher’s daughter, but you couldn’t keep her off the masthead!
…only a president’s daughters, but their tongues just stayed glued to the polls!
She was only a milkmaid’s daughter, but what a dairy air!
She was only a ThinkPad design team member’s daughter, but you couldn’t keep her off my laptop!
She was only a plumber’s daughter, but she ran hot and cold on me!
She was only a fisherman’s daughter, but she gave me crabs!
She was only a parasitologist’s daughter, but she wormed her way into my heart!
She was only a nail tech’s daughter, but she cut me to the quick!
She was only a commercial designer’s daughter, but what a layout!
One in a spoiler box, cause it’s straight to hell…
She was only FDR’s daughter, but could she move her legs
She was only Quasimodo’s daughter, but boy could she hump!
She was only a Klingon warrior’s daughter, but anyone could get honor.
She was only Hercules’ daughter, but she loved to wrestle the cyclops.
She was only Henry VIII’s daughter, but she was crazy about wrestling with the bishop.
She was only Minnesota Fat’s daughter, and you could score in any of her pockets.
She was only Darth Vader’s daughter, but she would come to the Dark Side.
She was only St Francis’ daughter, but she made room for all.
She was only an editor’s daughter but she knew what to do with a pica pole.
She was only a proofreader’s daughter, but she never missed a period.
She was only a coal miner’s daughter, but she knew how to handle mine shaft.
She was only a curator’s daughter, but she was a fine museum piece.
She was only a zookeeper’s daughter, but she knew all about wildlife.
She was only a policeman’s daughter, but she …
…was very arresting
…knew how to handle my gun
…got me five to seven in the pen because she was fifteen but looked every bit of twenty-one.
He was only a sentry’s son, but he was always at his post.
She was only a gatekeeper’s daughter, but she’d let anyone in.
She was only a submariner’s daughter, but, oh, the depths she would sink to…
He was only a weightlifter’s son, but he could bench press me anytime!
She was only a mechanic’s daughter, but she could really grease my axle!
She was only a IRS agent’s daughter, but sessions with her were taxing!
She was only a postman’s daughter but she knew how to handle a package.
She was only a milkman’s daughter but she loved drinking full fat cream.
She was only a fisherman’s daughter but she was comfortable handling a maggot…
She was only a pharmacists daughter but she knew that according to doctors a prescription for Viagra can considerably improve penile function and duration in gentlemen who struggle with providing satisfactory sexual performance.
She was only a town crier’s daughter but she loved tossing a bell in public.
She was only an archeologists daughter but she loved her tomb being explored.
She was only a Zombie Thread’s daughter, but she knew how to stimulate Super Hans posting instincts. :p:cool:
And in penance for being snarky above…
She was only the Logisticians daughter, but she was always in the right place at the right time.
She was only the stableman’s daughter, but all the horse manure.
Courtesy of my late mother-in-law.
Regards,
Shodan
She was only a juggler’s daughter, but hey… balls in the air.
She was only a dentist’s daughter, but she loved to fill her own cavities.
That was my father’s favorite, too.