He’s the spiritual leader of Hamas, and he sounds exactly as if he’s had a huge hit of helium right after his cranky nutjob pills. I heard his voice today for the first time on the BBC, and immediately thought that it must be a joke- this terrorist mastermind sounds like a squeaky seven-year old girl with laryngitis. I couldn’t keep him under arrest either, because I’d die laughing when he started one of his high-pitched, mouse-voiced tirades.