X2!
I freaking LOVE this guy! He does such a great job of keeping our humble county in the news! How would people know how progressive and modern we are without him??! I know he’s doing his level best here, but I’d like him to find more effective ways to, you know, lighten things up a bit. Some of the good ones have a genetic predisposition for providing quality lawn care at low low prices, but the rest, ADIOS MOOCHACHOES! lollz! Good thing he’s only 79 years young, and not the least bit senile! Did I ever tell you I met him one time? He was getting pumped up for a press conference after his SWAT team raided the Mesa Public Library and I saw him backstage doing one handed pushups like Jack LaLane. I asked him how he stays so sharp and current and healthy. He told me he’s THE highlander! Yeah! I know! There can be only one and he’s OUR SHERIFF! I could go on and on, but I wouldn’t want you to think I have a man crush on him or something!