No, I meant that nine months ago Jack had his way with a wardrobe.
**Jack Batty ** is gay you say? I wonder why he never said anything.
Wardrobe sex does not make me homosexual. Of course it doesn’t make me heterosexual either. All I know is … that’s some good wood.
Beware of the wardrobe malfunction.:eek:
**Jack Batty ** is Aslan’s father? :eek: 
CMC fnord!
My Oh MY, I am just laughing so hard it is hard to write …:D:D:D:D
I am quite calm…thank you! I didn’t accuse anyone on this board,and if they took offense that was not my intent. Nor that I can recall, did I imply that any one on the board is a Birther. So I am wondering why they would take offense at any of my statements. If anyone got that impression it may be that i didn’t state my opinion very well. It is part of my Philosophy to look for the truth. I do not believe in putting anyone down for their opinion if it disagrees with mine. Why you think I am angry because I state my opinion is a mystery to me! I am very slow to anger,and I also do not think that I am right all of the time, I do think I have a right to my own opinion, just as I also believe others have their right. Disagreeing with me is their right, and I can think it over, then try to understand their motive, or side of the debate.
Perhaps I didn’t explain my point very well, and to me the word"IF" had a lot of power in how something is or not!
I surely didn’t realize that the word Palm tree would bring about so many problems, and all people are not born in a hospital. Some women have given birth in a automobile or other place. According to the news, some have even given birth in a public restroom
So I am wondering why there is such a todo about the word palm tree!
In Hawaii, when a baby is born they put a lei around his neck. No picture of a bloody baby Obama with a lei around his neck = not born in a Hawaii.
I guess that could be just as good a reason as any,but since Mrs Obama was in Hawaii at the time of his birth I wonder how he came out anywhere else, she must have really given a big push to send him way over to another country!:D:D:D:D:
Well it’s entirely possible that Obama wasn’t born to his mother, isn’t it?
Yeah, we really need another birther conspiracy about now…
I know! She paid a white woman to give birth to him! That way the freepers can out Obama to the black community: “He’s not magic OR a negro!”
That’s a bit circular. Let go of the last bit and most of the birther nonsense drops away.
Then again, now that they found their little hammer, anyone who they don’t agree with starts looking like a nail.
He is a damn idiot. WHY does everyone idolize that shitbag so???
Turns out that Sheriff Joe may have had another motive for this stunt. In the same day as the press conference, he was supposed to meet with Justice Department officials to negotiate the terms of Federal monitors for his police force. He blew the meeting off, and in effect declared Obama invalid, and maybe the scheme is to declare that all orders issued by the Executive branch of the Federal government are invalid until a “real American” is president.
He also blew off a rescheduled meeting date, and is essentially refusing to cooperate with the Justice Department. They’re threatening to sue the department – t0o bad they can’t just slap him into one of his own cells.
I am so glad that, as a taxpayer in Maricopa County, I will ultimately get to pay for this, too.
It’s possible that he sprang fully-formed from the brow of his father.
Well, they are Lizard People, so I guess that’s really a question of terminology.
I thought there were some reptiles that did the live birth thing?
Ha, yes there are:
Some lizards Solomon Island skink Blue-tongue skink Shingle-backed skink Some chameleons Jackson’s chameleon Some snakes All boas All vipers Garter snakes
Who was a time-travelling Osama Bin Laden.