HEH! and Big Bird, all the way. He disappears occasionally to “visit” Snuffy!
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If the new Starbuck’s gay, she’s deeply, deeply closetted, since she really seems to like sex with men. Really like it. A lot of it.
Including Baltar, who, if it weren’t for the evidence of Starbuck and Six, I’d call as gay; and, who, as it is, is the gayest straight man I ever did see.
I’ll give you Original Flavour Starbuck, though.
I’m not sure if it’s the sex - which, if circumstances were a little different (ie, no mooning after Big Doofus Simon), she could probably get easily enough. (Who here would turn her down? Anyone? Didn’t think so.) She clearly, though, wants to be as pretty and glamourous as Inara, even if it didn’t come with nookie.
Nah…boy never scored, but he was a freaking peeping tom, once getting distracted watching a nurse on the way to the shower when he was supposed to be helping Hawk cheat. Radar was a socially inept dweeb who dug the girlies.
Bobby Hill!
Lenny and Carl.
There, I said it.
I also think Mima from 24 was bi and while there were rumors about Chloe that was all squashed when they found her and Edgar taking a “break” in the parking lot.
::shudder::
She slept with Munch’s former partner and he got all clingy about it.
Did you ever get the impression that The Fonz was … overcompensating?
And by Mima I mean Nina.
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Thanks,
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Nope. No chance.
There’s hero-worship and maybe even a crush on Inara from Kaylee, but they were NOT sleeping together.
Ripley. She’s clearly got a thing for Winona Ryder’s character in Aliens IV.
Only the reconstituted Ripley with Alien DNA. In Alien3 she threw herself at the prison doctor.
Squidward
Space Ghost
He-Man
Some of you may find this hard-to-believe, or even possibly shocking, but I think there might have been something going on between Xena and Gabrielle. It’s very subtle, and I don’t think anyone else has noticed.
You know that Ares had both of them, right? But not both of them together. I think you’d have to be Apollo or Zeus himself to pull that off.
Going strictly by their TV personas, Fred Rogers and Bill Nye (the Science Guy) both just absolutely scream “non-threatening confirmed bachelors” to me. It’s not out of the question to suspect Mr. Greenjeans and Capatain Kangaroo were having a torrid affair.
I’m beginning to see how slashfic got started…
On an upcoming very special episode of Lost, Kate and Sun are working in the garden. Kate starts talking about how screwed up her situation with Jack and Sawyer has become. Sun says that her marriage with Jin has also become a problem. They’re both happy because they’ve found a friend who understands. Then they both reach for the same plant and their hands touch. They look up into each other’s eyes…
.[70s porn soundtrack]…Whump whump WHAM WHAM whump whump WHAM WHAM…thumpin’ thumpin’ thumpin’ thumpin’…[/70s porn soundtrack)
I have no memory of that happening on 24. Is this a joke, or a whoosh, or did I miss this key revelation?
Joke, thank god for my eyes, a joke.