She's Been Eating Gamera!

Woman finds turtle head in green beans

Well, he is full of meat…

Gamera is friend to children!

(why is there a google ad for lingerie at the bottom of this thread? Is there something about Gamera that we don’t know?)

Check in! Please! We need to know it’s not you!

Is there a link that doesn’t require registration?

There’s worse “turtle heads” that could be found in food. As in, “I’ve got to crap so bad I’ve got a turtle head poking out!”

My ads are talking about Godzilla, that seems even more insulting to our friend Gamera.
(To tell the truth I thought this thread was going to be a TMI about Candid Gamera’s love life.)

Well, Dex did just bite my head off metaphorically over in Cafe Society - but only metaphorically.

There’s good eatin’ in one of those…

Johnny L.A., I’m sorry, but I couldn’t find another link to the story. I apologize for not stating ahead of time that the link requires registration.