Shhhh ... Don't tell 'em.

Very Secret, Hush Hush

Oh boy, are they going to be surprised.

Yeah, what happened to the element of surprise?

Good thing Saddam Hussein doesn’t read the New York Times! Otherwise the jig would really be up.

It’s a ruse. This time we’re going to feint to the north and then swing south and take over Saudi Arabia.

Hail Mary II will secure all the oil we need for a while.

Well, it’s a damn good thing Saddam speaks Iraqanese.