Shiver Me Timbers! The OTHER Pirates Take to the High Seas!

[GIGObuster]

There are real pirates still in the high seas; but now, the pirates of old are meeting the cyber pirates of today:

http://research.yale.edu/lawmeme/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=388

Heave to me hearties an’ I’ll regale ye with a tale o’ sweet trade in the South Seas. But ye be revealing these secrets to some scurvy dog, like a landlubbin’ lawyer from the MPAA or RIAA, and you’ll have a taste of the cat, if’n I don’t have the black spot put on ya, for dead men tell no tales.

[snip]

Now these corsairs made full sail ‘til they be several leagues to sea, in international waters, where Jack Valenti’s letters o’ reprisal aren’t nothing but bilgewater. There all hands turn to, copying chanteys, with no quarter given for DRM. Blimey if this doesn’t have the gov’nor’s soldiers bilged on their own anchor. Already the soldiers be tryin’ to bring in the ol’ Guarda Coasta, but they’ll have no luck, says I.

Aye! Aye! Yale captain!

Those guys from Yale law are ignoring that talk like a pirate day was last month!

[carnivorousplant]

LAST MONTH?

ARRRR, matey, I’ll keel haul the lubber who didn’t tell me!

…wait a minute, nobody told me…everyone didn’t tell me…

I’ll be shovin’ of now, Matey! Any port in a storm, ya’ dog!