Shockaholics's Hunt for a Shock Machine

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I went to Bowler City the other day and they don’t have the Addams Family shock machine. Bummer. But that game had vibrating handles.

What I really want is “Electricity is Life”, the game from 2 other threads, and the game mentioned in this blog post: http://tailotherat.blogspot.com/2008...and-bonds.html to be found somewhere besides Disneyland (I live in NY).

If you have any idea where that machine, or any other shock machine, can be found, reply. But for now, I have an idea for a shock game I can play in the meantime. It’s called “The Power of the Lord”.

You need 2 forks, a friend, a lightbulb, a box, and a plug. Optional water, if you’re taking it to the extremes.

To play, grab a friend and have them hold a fork, while you hold the other. Have your friend hold your free hand. Put the forks in. For extra fun, before/after you let go, dip your hands in water.

I am not responsible for any deaths as results of this game.

Here is a guide for building the game and another overview of the gameplay.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1...it?usp=sharing

I may have made myself a shock machine, but it might result in death, and is nowhere near as good as Electricity is Life. Where can I find the good shockers?

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In my line of work, we rely on the DMX512 Shock Collar by Doug Fleenor Designs.

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The links don’t work. Here’s the blog post: Tail o' the Rat: Shocks and Bonds

Here’s the instructions for my game:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uC5dC0-lJCcCS7TTPhb_RAVmOG-OzwFo0r-HUVz1MVk/edit?usp=sharing

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Better name may be “Shake Hands With Jesus”? :eek:

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You only get to do this with each friend once. Eventually, you run out of friends. Then what happens?

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The friend who lets go the first wins.

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Just volunteer at your local PD to be their trainee’s taser test subject.