Yeah, conservatives are the grownups, because we don’t know how the real world works. Always has been, all through American history!
Take child labor, for instance. Fuzzy thinking progressives wanted children out of the coal mines and the factories, and in schools. Crazy fucks actually believed that children should be educated, and for free! For FREE! Claimed it was some sort of human right, even though the Constitution doesn’t say a word about it! A handout, that’s what it is, this “free education”!
And values! Oh, my, yes, values! Teach the children well, teach them the way the real world works, a fair days work for an honest dollar. Work teaches* true *values, not some needless education that will only give them ideas above their station!
Not to mention the increased labor costs, which are simply bound to undermine our competitive stance to the world! No, no, this sort of woooly-headed idealism simply has no place in the real world!
Women’s suffrage? Perfectly legal and Constitutional for only men to vote. And just think of what that might do to voter confidence, the confidence of those who already can vote is bound to be diminished! Besides, its the family that matters, men voting for their families makes perfect sense, no reason to have two people voting for the same thing!
The man is the head of the family, and family values must be preserved!
Just what is it you grown-ups are so desperate to conserve? And how long before it blows away in the wind anyway?