Shoe? Wtf

Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports
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I read on here about shoes on the side of road and disagree I drive from north seattle to south seattle and I always see random shoes on the road I can account for the occasion rubber boot falling off construction truck or the flip flop blown out the window or even the stinking tennis shoe but I can’t account for women’s dress shoe or the men’s lofer I have become obsessed with this phenom please help!!

LINK TO COLUMN: Why do you always see just one shoe by the side of the road? - The Straight Dope

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Here’s some extra punctuation I had laying around. Let me know if you need more.

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There was already a surplus of !, but I’ll throw in a few of these:

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I hate how some people think it’s cool to put their feet out the car window. I’d like to think they are the ones losing their shoes.

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For reference, I think this is the column in question: Why do you always see just one shoe by the side of the road?

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Moving to Comments about Cecil’s Columns (there’s something I don’t say often).

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Were they all left shoes? Because driving south to north, I see the right ones…

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Obviously, they are all left shoes because they were left! Right?

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Shoe, Shoe - what is shoe?

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Shoo Shoo Baby