Shopping channel snark

caminlaca I noticed that they were filled for once, but still looked outdated in style. I didn’t notice the fill lines because I don’t get my nails done, so don’t exactly have a trained eye. The condition of someone’s fake nails is something I don’t really notice unless they look SERIOUSLY janky. So that tells ya something about our beauty and fashion expert. lol Whose job it was to often have her hands appear in closeup on camera. Errr…former expert, that is.

Our Shawn wasn’t her usual No Clue self with Isaac tonight. And didn’t even beg him to give her something for Christmas. She must be feeling it wise to remain on best behavior while it’s still so soon after “The Departure”?

caminlaca - Thanks for that! Everyone noticed the lack o’cuticle gap but the fill lines read in HD. Badly. I guess The Orange Flash was too busy decorating. You know, all by herself, with no help.

Beauty Taint - Look at it like this, the fact that QVC had their corporate shit together only proves what we already knew. They were ready to push that button like it was the New Year’s Eve ball drop in Times Square, complete with countdown.

Ministry of Truth? Fabulous.

dropzone - I will go with “member of an ensemble”.
I need to post my poem and my Twelve Days of Lisa’s Christmas.

Shawn’s good behavior has a shelf life. She will start acting like her usual turdy self before we know it. She can’t help it. Leopards can’t change their spots.

Beauty Taint…I did my own fills for many, many years and frequently fixed fills that were growing out. (Thus, I view with a very critical eye.) But I worked hard to ensure mine never looked ‘fixed’ …and always had compliments on how nice they were. Will never understand, given all the energy LR put into her various looks, that her nails were never afforded any attention, especially given all the close-ups for jewelry, handbags, etc.

The Twelve Days of Lisa’s Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, Lisa gave to me…a luxury SUV.

On the second day of Christmas, Lisa gave to me…two lined lips.

On the third day of Christmas, Lisa gave to me…three bed head owls.

On the fourth day of Christmas, Lisa gave to me…four used gowns.

On the fifth day of Christmas, Lisa gave to me…five *bronzo *rings.

On the sixth day of Christmas, Lisa gave to me…six veggies roasting.

On the seventh day of Christmas, Lisa gave to me…seven GILI purses peeling.

On the eighth day of Christmas, Lisa gave to me…eight fake tans a-fading.

On the ninth day of Christmas, Lisa gave to me…nine nude clod hoppers clopping.

On the tenth day of Christmas, Lisa gave to me…ten nails needing filling.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Lisa gave to me…eleven stunning stunnings.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Lisa gave to me…twelve amazing amazings.

Brava Puddy. I sure missed you.

I have to dig out my poem. I also need to work on a new one.

Uh-oh.

I just watched the beginning of PM Style. Sandra mentioned Lisa being gone (can’t afford to piss off Lisa’s adoringly insane fan base) and also said she was not the “long term host” of the show but was going to be “filling in for the next couple of months”.

So many thought it was going to be Courtney (not me) and she was sure channeling a Lisa look this evening…

…right down to her “copper filter” on the picture of her and Sandra. Both looked orange but I’m sure neither had brown elbows like a certain former host does.

A caller on the line at the Q, wants to be put back to the operator so she can order another pair of Sketcher’s TSV in black…because black makes you look young. Lady, you better order 4 pair of the black.

Can they put anyone on-air who doesn’t sound 90, or sound like they’ve chain-smoked 4 packs a day for 70 years?

Getcher tissues ready. Shawn Boo Hoo is presenting spirit jewelry. :eek:

I just love it when she starts preaching. No one is perfect but most people that preach like she does are hiding something or are hiding from something.

I loved it when they started the theme music up to cut her off.

It’s a tad bit more polite than the hook.

Or a bucket of cold water.

Oh Puddy, it’s good to have you here! Life is not the same without your special brand of snarkety snark.:smiley:

Totally agree. If you **really listen **to her incessant babbling, she makes a lot of inconsistent statements which make me distrust her.

It’s like Groundhog Day alla the time at the Q. Because it just happened again. Yep, they’re showing that TSV, the fugly and comfy looking Skechers house shoes. This time, the caller sounded more like aged 75 with only 40 years of smoking. She was croaking on about these shoes, they look so comfortable. And she has bad feet. When she elaborated, I clicked the remote after she said “hammertoes.” It’s early in the morning and my coffee’s not quite ready. I just can’t with more deets on her bad feet.

Oh, most certainly. Just thought it noteworthy that she had not run out of turd polish yet as of last night’s IML. Clicked off before she got to a Hear my Soul Spew presentation though - sounds like some may have worn off?

Well, can’t fault the woman for doing what’s in her job description. :stuck_out_tongue:

Closest she’ll ever come to getting the musical hook at the Oscars. :smiley:

How is it we’ve never come up with one of those “bingo” type games for Q caller ailments? :confused: A comfy shoe TSV today? Automatic win if “no longer has feet, buying every color to wear on hands” is on your card.

At the end of PM style Sandra and Courtney were standing together and Sandra said Courtney would be doing PM style for awhile and she (Sandra) would fill in here and there. So it sounds like Courtney isn’t permanent?

Here’s my take on it. The only permanent thing about PM style is QVC’s need to maximize sales and profits. Hosts, merch, and OAPs are selected and scheduled to meet that need. They put a nice gloss of “fans” and FB followers on it, but they’re all about the bottom line. If Courtney sells more shit on PM style than other hosts, she’ll be on PM style a lot. If she doesn’t, they’ll move in someone who sells more shit.

Oh, ITA. All of their “shows” are just putting different shades of lipstick on the same ol’ tired merch pig, anyway. So methinks the Rectum Lip Liner look may have been falling out of favor with more and more wallets at home.
Unrelated note: I really heart that one kid in the Q Christmas promos. The one who says at the end that he “is a good kid.” Just adorbs, that one. I want to adopt him. But I suspect his existing parents might put up a fuss. :frowning: I also like another kid - don’t recall if he’s in the same promo or not. The one who looks all the world to me like he’s one of the unseen Bumpuses!! from A Christmas Story. I don’t even think he says anything. He just looks like he’s sweating it thinking he got busted setting bags of dog shit on fire in the parking lot on his way to see Santa. LOL I’ll let his folks keep that that one, though! :eek: