Shopping channel snark

[Beauty_Taint]

@LouLou7

giggles and blushes…Hi, Beauty Taint. Want a brownie? :o

I love brownies! Wait…it’s not a stale, overpriced, cello wrapped one you ordered from a shopping channel, right? Ah, doesn’t matter. I’ll eat it.

P.S. and by the way, I seriously am not a guy. Do I still get brownies?

[Luvyameanit]

@BenchWarmer

Well kids, it’s gonna be a a Merry Shitzmas after all.

My package arrived tonight.

I’m not sure who (or what) delivered it, but they were wearing a Taxicab Yellow (honk honk) cape and mask, rang the doorbell, dropped the package and ran. Must be the Q’s new special delivery service.

It’s only taken 2 1/2 weeks to get from PA to NY via VA, CA, the Grand Canyon and Mt Rushmore. A large “What Happens in Vegas…” bumper sticker is plastered halfway across the address label. I guess my box has really been around.

Ratings to follow after a few Shitzmas test runs!

So, BENCHWARMER, what are you going to do with two sets of Poo? Several gifts of spite at the Q’s expense?

[Drunky_Smurf]

@Beauty_Taint

Great, thank you! I will look into it. I’ve noodled with a GM script or two, I should be able to work it out.

The person who made it made it pretty easy to set up. I have it running and it was the first time I ever messed with a GM script.

[Beauty_Taint]

@Drunky_Smurf

The person who made it made it pretty easy to set up. I have it running and it was the first time I ever messed with a GM script.

Thanks Drunky Smurf! Hey, I have a similar nic sometimes, btw. Drunky Spice! IRL, unfortunately. Lol

[Beauty_Taint]

Ah, Clarks Amy is back. I hadn’t seen her in a while. I thought maybe something bad happened to her IN MANHATTAN!! Guess not.

[GirlyDiva53]

TSV is going to be something from Basshole. I’ll be watching the SNL Christmas special on NBC instead.

[Luvyameanit]

@GirlyDiva53

TSV is going to be something from Basshole. I’ll be watching the SNL Christmas special on NBC instead.

Another fake fur jacket that is much too small on Jane. Why oh why don’t these people EVER wear a large enough size? It gets freaking cold in the winter, and who the heck wants to run around with a coat that doesn’t close?:mad:

[LouLou7]

@Beauty_Taint

I love brownies! Wait…it’s not a stale, overpriced, cello wrapped one you ordered from a shopping channel, right? Ah, doesn’t matter. I’ll eat it.

P.S. and by the way, I seriously am not a guy. Do I still get brownies?

Sure, honey. You can have all the brownies you want.

And I’m SO glad you’re not a guy. I didn’t put my bra back on. Once the ladies get loose, there’s no stuffing them back in there.

[Cat_Whisperer]

@Beauty_Taint

Well, truth be told, I do decorate a little for Christmas. I’ve got a couple Yankee Candles in “Ice Crystals” scent, that smell exactly like my childhood Christmases to me somehow. I usually light those up during December. BOOM. Decorating. Done! :D<snip>

I just set up our Charlie Brown Christmas tree, so our decorating is done.

[GirlyDiva53]

I want a brownie. A half baked one. The kind they don’t sell on these shopping channels. Oh, by the by, the Duchess is making a taste test comparison between regular apple and Dutch apple pie. Because as she says: “Somebody’s got to do it…”

[Beauty_Taint]

Gotta say, the Elf looks pretty cute in some of those Basso “furs”. I hope to gawd he doesn’t try his “We’re both married, but let’s make out” BS routine with her though. I’ll seriously hurl.

[Tranquil1]

@Beauty_Taint

Gotta say, the Elf looks pretty cute in some of those Basso “furs”. I hope to gawd he doesn’t try his “We’re both married, but let’s make out” BS routine with her though. I’ll seriously hurl.

But once again she had to emphasize that she had on an extra small. They must run very big because she has gotten very broad in the hip thigh area. I gave in and ordered the black. Really need something dressy for winter and it looks like you can dress it up or down.

[Honey]

Beauty Taint check your PM’s.

[Beauty_Taint]

@Tranquil1

But once again she had to emphasize that she had on an extra small. They must run very big because she has gotten very broad in the hip thigh area. I gave in and ordered the black. Really need something dressy for winter and it looks like you can dress it up or down.

It must run big, for sure. I’m guessing most of their clothing does, but I’ve never ordered any from them. It is a coat, too, so more forgiving. I bet she doesn’t brag about the pant sizes when she wears them. Lol. Hope you love your coat when you get it!

And Ugh. Rachel “sexy” growling for Orthaheel dude. Do ALL the women hosts have to act like they’ve just got out of prison when they work with him? Back it off a little, sister!

[Sodalite]

@Friedbaloney

I’m so glad I resisted the urge to buy whirlygig’s (Graver’s) TSV “puffer coat”. The reviews are BAD! Sizing off, lining of sleeves hanging out of cuffs, snaps not lined up right, hoods too small—even some complaints about the coat making too much noise!

What gets me, is how in the midst of all the 1-2 star reviews, all of a sudden there’ll be a 5 star proclaiming: "THIS IS THE BEST COAT EVER! PERFECT FIT!! LOVE SUSAN GRAVER COATS! GOING BACK AND BUYING THE REST OF THE COLORS!!!

And then when you click on the person’s id to read their reviews for other items, oh gee, guess what? THEY HAVE NO OTHER REVIEWS. Their lovefest for dotty’s latest crapola is the one and only review they’ve ever posted. Hmmm…seems kind of suspicious to me. Wonder if dotty practices damage control by having her minions sign up for Q accounts and head straight for the ‘write a review’ page?

I just saw pics of the stupid puffer (what kind of name is that?) coat. Who the hell wants a noisy coat? Even if you don’t mind, think of all the poor souls whose nerves you’re grating as you zeep-zop around in that stupid thing. One day someone will come up and hit you over the head with a shovel. You’ll say you have no idea why but really, you’ll know. Yooou’ll know.

Welcome to our new members! Hope to see you in some of the other forums and threads.

[Seahag]

I’m here! I got a note from biz buzz at ptv, and she is hopeful that it will be unlocked.

[AuntCarol]

@LauraPalmer72

I’m excited that Kathy Levine is gonna be on tv again - I wish shophq was in HD tho

I’m happy about Kathy Levine too! Will she be a host or a OAP?

[AuntCarol]

@LouLou7

NOOOO!!! Please don’t go back there. ( even though I don’t know where there is).

Please stay with us. We have cookies here!!!

Cool! “They” think we’re nice here AND they have cookies!!! I’m stayin’

[AuntCarol]

@LauraPalmer72

I’m excited that Kathy Levine is gonna be on tv again - I wish shophq was in HD tho

Me too. Have you noticed all everyone looks about 2 feet tall without the HD?

[AuntCarol]

@Beauty_Taint

It must run big, for sure. I’m guessing most of their clothing does, but I’ve never ordered any from them. It is a coat, too, so more forgiving. I bet she doesn’t brag about the pant sizes when she wears them. Lol. Hope you love your coat when you get it!

And Ugh. Rachel “sexy” growling for Orthaheel dude. Do ALL the women hosts have to act like they’ve just got out of prison when they work with him? Back it off a little, sister!

Gads, he doesn’t appeal to me in the least! I guess there are really no really handsome guys around the Q. Rick is ok. Dan? Dan? David? Chaz? :smack: