I am currently listening to a Spice Girls song, and kinda enjoying it. My friend is of the opinion that I should be shot with a large-caliber weapon, set upon by wild dogs, and run over by a truck… Is he right?
Oh no. He’s going waaaaaaaay too easy on you. He should try to work a tarring-and-feathering in there somewhere. 
You seem to have a very intelligent friend. Listen to him. He could save you from a tragic life of mediocrity and bad taste.
Stop now, while you have enough brain cells left to read this post!!!
If I say that I am of the opinion that anyone currently popular on the charts should be subject to the same tortures, can I redeem myself?
Where is Chief Scott when we need him? This calls for nukes; aerial scorched-earth measures…
Actually, don’t sweat it; drives me nuts when people are shamed into silence by mass opinion for enjoying something that isn’t “approved”.
(A favorite anecdote: Jane Stern claims she fell in love w/ future hubby Michael when they were students at (Yale? Harvard)? He was watching a television special on Elvis in a commons area when another guy came in and switched the channel to something suitably tasteful. Stern got up and politely switched it back to Elvis.)
Enjoy what you enjoy and never apologize. Way too many clueless critics in the world anyway, most of them driven by herd opinion.
Wow, I am being an outspoken pissant today!
Veb
I perscribe you a daily dosis of seven songs of pre-1983 Rush, 3 Gabriel-Genesis songs over 10 minutes, and three playings of Yes’s Soundchaser. You should be fine within a month or two.
Ah dear Jesus not RUSH!! Give her something good to listen too! Something OTHER then the sound of a Munchkin being felched painfully by a sharp tooth squirrle!
HEY!!!
Thou shalt NOT speakest that way of Clog Boy’s and my fave Canadian trio! glare
Just for that, I’m making you listen to 2112. HAH!
Did I mention I like Flock of Seagulls and Dead or Alive?
::flee::
I like the spice girls tigger, its like candy for my ears.
Not every meal has to be meat & potatoes.
( I used to put the spice girls in the same cd case as Metallica, but it never burst into flames. 
)
…or didn’t until we heard about Flock of Seagulls…
Have you read A Clockwork Orange? I have some electrodes
and Zep handy, someone get some Stones and a little Motown…
sings
“…and the men who hold high places must be the ones who start, to make felching dogs reality. I think it makes them hot.”
I keep my SG MP3’s next to my Garbage MP3’s… I’m hoping the spirit of Shirley Manson will leap out and delete them, but no such luck.
There is unrest in the forest, there is trouble with the pets,
For the Gerbils do like Felching,
And ignore the bunnies’ threats.
OK, Whammo, that’s the last time you messed up a Rush lyric!
HA! Now you’ll never be able to hear Rush again without thinking of felched pets!
I think my work here is done. rides off into the sunset
Forget Rush, what about Irene Cara?
“Fame! I’m gonna live forever… Baby remember my name!”
::ducks and runs::
Just put the Garbage CDs on repeat until you get over this unfortunate affliction. Shirley will cure what ails ya!
“I ra-a-an,
I ran so far awa-a-ay.
I gotta get away.”
::insert crappy tchtronic music here::
Chief,
You’re dead.
going off to find something ot get that GODAWFUL song uot of my head