The trick is to get a real lion and shave him down to look like a Labradoodle.
Get him certified as a service animal (“He eats door-to-door salesmen and religious proselytizers for me.”)
Yes, you should definitely get a lion. But don’t make the mistake of keeping in a wardrobe with a witch, it leads to all kinds of friction.
I recommend Stephen Lynch’s latest album ‘Lion’.
I bless the lions down in Africa.
My friend had one. Of course the neighbors all complained what with all the noise and antelope carcasses. So he tried to disguise the creature …with a pair of sunglasses. Unfortunately, Animal Control came and took his big cat away anyway.
Sunglasses? Good grief. Didn’t he know you can’t hide your lion eyes.
Eagles will always pick that. Take it easy.
Get two, they’re small.
That looks surprisingly similar to the link in the OP.
When you’ve seen one lion, you’ve seen 'em all. I ain’t lion.
Friction? I thought it was fiction!
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door to leave when the bartender yells, “Hey! You can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The drunk replies…
“That’s not a lion! It’s a giraffe.”
Buy a Bengal Tiger and call it Lollipop.
These puns make me roar with laughter!
Wow. The lynx some people will go to to make a bad pun!
Sometimes you wish they would paws and think before they write.
People who make bad puns about big cats should be required to pay pumative damages.
And if they do it serval times, they’ll be in an oce-lot of trouble.
The puns are getting weaker. This thread is becoming a cat-astrophe.