I’m sort of an introverted, intellectual type. Success in my field - financial success - depends a lot on marketing, advertising, and salesmanship. (Something they definitely don’t tell you in law school.) And some would say, just outright lying. These are things I’m not good at. And part of why I think what I’m doing is probably not a good fit for me. And why I’m looking to make a change. I can see my future walking the halls of the courthouse, and it’s not where I want to be.
Here’s some good elevator jokes lawyers like to tell each other:
What did the criminal defense lawyer say when he won the lottery? I guess I’ll keep practicing until I run out of money.
What’s your retirement plan? To be dead when I hit the ground.
The Zambia/Peru issue may be a problem at some of the other schools, other than UMKC, I mean.