I want to know if I should kill myself.
My reason: My sisters watch a cheesy, stupid, worthless, dumb, ARRRGH inducing Soap Opera called “Passions.” It involves an ancient, evil witch, an animated doll played by a midget, a young (unknowing) witch, and so on and so on. Very stupid.
My sisters watch this every day, and I usually catch some of it when I’m getting out of the shower/brushing my teeth/coming my hair/eating breakfast before I go to work. I always make fun of it, and rightly so, because it’s stupid.
But the other day, I found myself asking them why he was doing this, or what she did that for.
Then, Tuesday, I had the day off work. I was working on the computer, and I thought “Hey, Passions is on!” so I turned it on and watched it.
When my sisters got home they asked if I had watched it. I lied.
I don’t have to work tomorrow. I just know I’ll end up watching this damn show.
I think I should just kill myself right now on the spot and end the humiliation. Any similarly afflicted Dopers out there? Guys, especially. And straight guys, too. Tell me I’m not the only straight guy who watches cheesy stupid worthless soap operas.
–Tim