I’ve never smooched in my life, and I know the best way to quit is never start. But the only reason I never smooched was a disaproval of it and it’s effects on human psychology. Back then I was a right-thinking closed-mouthed fool. I’ve since switched to the left (it was fairly gradual) so I understand vices and the need to have them. I also think each to their own where the particular vice of smooching is concerned. So many peolple seem to do it.
My anti-smooching stance was strong enough that I’ve never smooched and I am in my middle thirties.
What is the appeal of smooching? Do you (only smoochers need reply) think I should take it up?
Yeah, smooching can make some bystanders nearly physically ill - or so they’d claim - and you might even get told to stop smooching. It’s best to be polite about it.
Don’t worry about getting hooked. You can always buy “The Patch” or go to hypnotherapy. Besides, the American Lip Lock Association (praise be to ALLA) denies any addictive characteristics.
Research suggests that smooching is the leading cause of heavy petting, laboured breathing, rapid disrobing and ultimate exchange of bodily fluids… often followed by smoking during the refractive state.
Smooching is a way for mature, responsible, committed adults to demonstrate their love for one another. Don’t cheapen the experience by rushing into it. Unless you and your smoochee are really ready for such a commitment, just stick to light bondage and frottage.
I just had to do it, I misread your title and chose to do a find/replace parody rather than hijack yours for what I figured was a pretty good question.
No offense intended, old bean…here, have some roasted deergoat.
Well naturally. If I’d gone to one of my smoking colleagues they’d have said “Sure. Join us! In fact smoking is actually good for you! It makes you lose weight and everything!”
You should definitely start smooching. It’s quite socially acceptable (unless you drool a lot). In fact, some people might like you more if you like to smooch.
People who smooch a lot tend to be more relaxed and happy than people who never smooch. So you should smooch whenever you get the chance.
