If there are nieces and nephews who still wuuuv “Uncle Pete” in spite of all he’s done, that’s their business. When they grow up, they can invite Uncle Pete over for Thanksgiving, send him birthday cards, whatever.
But they DON’T get to keep telling Pete’s ex that he needs to forgive the creep and take him back. They don’t get to tell his ex “Uncle Pete never cheated on you. Besides, he only cheated a few times. And anyway, Cousin Joe cheated on HIS wife. And hey, what’s the big deal about cheating, anyway?”
See, THAT is the most irritating thing about Pete’s diehard fans. They will make ANY excuse for him, even if the excuse they offer completely contradicts the last excuse.
For years, they swallowed Pete’s lies and screamed, “Pete is innocent, and John Dowd is a vindictive bastard who was out to get him.”
When Pete finally admitted that he DID bet on baseball, those diehard fans should have been FURIOUS at Pete for lying to them! But no, they CONTINUED defending him, saying, “Pete only bet on the Reds to win, which isn’t really so bad.”
Er… how do THEY know Pete only bet on the Reds to win? They only have Pete’s word for it, and we KNOW Pete is a goddamn liar!!! But it doesn’t matter. If Pete says he only bet on the Reds to win, his fans will parrot his line til Doomsday.
Thing is, Pete’s fans just don’t CARE if he’s guilty. They just don’t CARE if he’s a cheater and a scumbag who broke baseball’s most fundamental rule and then lied to their faces about it. I’m pretty sure that, deep down, most of them KNOW he got what he deserved. But even when they acknowledge that, they can’t help justifying their hero by trashing everybody else’s heroes!!!"
Can you not see that the following arguments are completely contradictory, and wholly incompatible with each other? But Pete Rose fans invariably make ALL of these arguments, in succession.
“There’s no proof that Pete Rose ever bet on baseball. Besides, he only bet on the Reds to win. Besides, what’s wrong with gambling? Besides, Ty Cobb was a racist and Hank Aaron popped greenies…”
I repeat now **Astorian’s “Besides” Theorem:
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“When used in a debate, the word ‘besides’ translates as EVERYTHING I JUST SAID A MOMENT AGO WAS BULLSHIT AND I KNOW IT.”