Despite their utter lack of an air force and miniscule navy, I think the might of the U.S. Army is no match for the almost 10,000 men of the RFMF. They shall liberate the world from American hegemony.
Go Fiji!
Oh, RFMF = Republic of Fiji Military Forces, as if you didn’t know.
Um, mrblue92,
You realize that if, by some freak coincidence, Fiji does invade today, the CIA are going to be picking you up for questioning, right? 
Zev Steinhardt
You wouldn’t turn me in, would you zev?
Oh wait. It won’t matter since the Fijis will triumph mightly as the Intercontinental Balistic Coconuts liberate America from her oppressive regime.
Bring it on, Bitch! :mad:
I dunno, I’ve seen 'em play rugby. I think they might be able to kick California’s ass in an invasion.
Good point. If the English think that they can do it by an illogical extension who are probably a good deal tougher than the English and much better at keeping sober long enough to get off a shot or two. Unless they’re on the Kava and then all bets are off.
Pshaw! fiji will never invade the US!
Why not? Because Liechtenstein will conquer it first!
Fijian troops are on my front lawn!!! It’s war! they got their whole armored division here (1 toyota truck with a cardboard rocket launcher taped to the roof)!! America is doomed! DOOMED!!!
Not if San Marino beats them to it! Go San Marino!
Trinidad and Tobago, now there’s an unstoppable combination. The good ol’ USA wouldn’t stand a chance.
T’n’T! Comin’ at ya, baby!
(slight hijack) What’s the name of that brown drink from Fiji, the men all sit around and drink it until they can’t feel their lips anymore? My then-husband drank it with some Fijians while we were there on vacation. It looks like brown water.
Anybody?
Well if any miniscule country wishes to attempt this, and I fully encourage them if nothing for some quite amusing evening news stories, then they should try and learn the lessons of the Duchy of Grand Fenwick who did just that 43 years ago.
Psssst… beckwell, look up a few posts to Shibb’s. It’s kava.
Or beckwAll. Sigh. :rolleyes:
Dammit, Osiris, you beat me to it!
(I played Professor Kokintz in our high-school production. “Warn the world they must not bring down the wrath of Grand Fenwick…” 
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