Shut up smoothies!

Slight jack here- I have to admit, this is exactly the type of person who induced in me a long-standing homophobia (that, thank the lord, I was broken of a few years later) in my Freshman year at college. One guy who’d recently de-closeted and was a COMPLETE jerk. Whenever you’d call him on being a jerk, he’d start saying you were just saying that because he was gay and you were prejudiced or something like that. And people -backed him up- on this!!!

When will men realize that a shaved crotch makes them looked like a badly-plucked chicken?

Or worse: makes them look like prepubescent chicken.

shudder