Hi!
My name is Billy Joe and I’ve got several nice pieces from the shuttle on my vast East Texas farm. Those NASA people don’t know that they are here!
My question is, are they now mine since they fell on my land? If they are not, can I still sell them underground to all those sick fucks who collect crap like Jeffrey Dahmer’s tools and Nazi plates?
What are my rights. This could be better than getting Barry Bond’s baseball.
YEE HAW
Billy Joe
:rolleyes:
I would imagine that the US Attorney would prosecute the hell out of anyone who tried that.
I hope you didn’t touch them. There’s possibly toxic substances on them that could make you very sick or possibly kill you.
This sort of advice we are giving you is all over the news.
Isn’t this thread suggesting or at least promoting the committing of a felony? Should a Mod. be aware of this post? Everyone knows damned well that it is illegal for you to attempt this theft. You would be well advised to do what the media has reported from the beginning. Call the proper officials and leave the debris alone.
or: Perhaps this is just some pitiful and inconsiderate attempt at provoking a response? If so, then consider the question answered and adios.
Whenever something like this happens, there’s always a quick flood of items on Ebay, till they all get shut down.
I detect a faint sign of sarcasm in the OP - tasteful or not.
Question answered.