Sick, Sick, Sick Little Chimp

I wonder if the frog is good at using it’s tongue.

nm, Claude Remains beat me to it.

And I will love him, and pet him, and squeeze him, and stroke him, and I will call him George.

You win the “Choke on my beer” Award for today!

Two days later the chimp became ashamed at what he was doing and buried it.

Where did a chimp in the zoo get access to a frog?!

He got it from the leap-ard.

Eh, I got nothin’.

Looked to me like he got access through it’s oral cavity.

I hear a porn film is in the works.

Leap Throat.

This made me laugh out loud and choke on a tortilla chip. You win.

Forget chokin’ the chicken, my new euphemism for masturbation will be drowning a frog.

No no no. He was forced to marry the frog, then the frog was drowned.

Question - if a princess kisses a frog, it turns into a prince. What happens in this case?

But think of how much he’ll save on buying french ticklers.

I don’t know why but I just can’t bring myself to watch the video. I clicked the link but then I couldn’t muster the courage to click play. Maybe that’s for the best.

Yeah… a big part of me wishes I hadn’t watched it either. It’s not something that’s going to leave me without a few gallons of brain bleach…

Or begin a desire to Google “frogs for sale”.

Well it does take toad licking to a whole new level.

First Runner up:

And the Winner is:

And it is freakishly smart on the chimp’s part.