What a smart chimp, he’s learned how to use a tool!
It’s not easy being green.
…on his tool!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
“Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!”
‘That’s not my paw.’
Yes, and I believe he was cream-ated.
Actually, it’s a Giant Toad, and quite poisonous. If the chimp licked his fingers afterward he might have taken a very interesting trip. (Then again, he might also absorb some of the toxins through other mucous membranes …)
Don’t be so judgemental - we all feel a little ranidae from time to time.
OK - I’m thinking it so I’m going to say it. Anything else out there figure this takes the proof of evolution to a whole new level?
I’m so proud… this is my most successful thread, ever.
sniff
It is? Well, blow me down! <sticking out hand> Here - let’s shake on it!
(My apologies to all. Something in this thread just brings out the “totally silly” in me))
No, that’s the frog’s job.
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Well, we wouldn’t want that. Or else the chimp might go off and do something a little unusual.
Originally Posted by Colibri
Actually, it’s a Giant Toad, and quite poisonous. If the chimp licked his fingers afterward he might have taken a very interesting trip. (Then again, he might also absorb some of the toxins through other mucous membranes …)
Personally I hope his little chimpanzee pecker rots and falls off…
I’m looking forward to the sequel, “Two chimps, one Frog”.
Naughty monkey, deserves a good spanking. :mad: