I see what you did there. Layered humor always gets me.
Enjoy,
Steven
Uh, I’ll pass right now, thanks…
now I know what inspired Michael Jackson’s Beat It. 
This thread is all kinds of awesome. 
Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.
So wrong.
whimper
Kermy!
I will never, ever look at Curious George the same ever again.
[sub]Yes, I know CG is a monkey, not a chimp.[/sub]
Well, they never come right out and say George is a chimp, but he has no tail, and he looks like a chimp, ergo, not a monkey.
Ya know, I gonna bet this is where all the cow anuses went, too.
Anyone else having mental flashes of the Sad Kermit “Hurt” video where he’s whacking off to a picture of Miss Piggy? No? Just me? OK - well just carry on.
Of course the monkeys have no tails in Zamboanga.
When Kermit sang about finding a “Rainbow Connection” I don’t think this is what he had in mind.
No? 
I’m actually listening to Sad Kermit singing Hurt, Creep, A Needle In The Hay, and Hallelujah. They’re all very good.
Really? I could have sworn he had a tail.
I’m scared that I knew exactly what this thread was just by looking at the title.
Nope.
Well, okay not really a monkey. You realize that’s only going to make the Curious George/Sick Chimp association more difficult to ignore. Thanks guys.
She has a son called Jakub… how can we trust a word she says?
The frog got orally aped.
Miss Piggy is going to be PISSED.
Apes are monkeys. I know, I know, pedants have been claiming that apes aren’t monkeys forever. They’re wrong, in the same way that people who claim that humans aren’t apes are wrong. Humans and chimps are apes. Humans, chimps, baboons, and spider monkeys are monkeys. Humans, chimps, baboons, spider monkeys and lemurs are primates. Apes are a particular branch of the old world monkeys, and baboons are more closely related to chimps and humans than baboons are to spider monkeys. Therefore, if the word “monkey” has any scientific meaning, apes are monkeys.
And Curious George is clearly a chimpanzee, and therefore an ape, and therefore a monkey.
You know, the only reason I posted my original disclaimer in tiny print was to hopefully head off someone lecturing about monkey vs chimp vs primate vs ape, etc. and ending up with one of those never-ending ignorance fighting hijacks. Obviously, that was a big fail on my part.
Can we get back to poking fun at the chimp/monkey/ape/primate/Curious George and pitying the poor frog/toad/amphibian/Kermit? I’m sure there are plenty more sick jokes to be made.
Thank you. If you need me, I’ll just be over there in the corner banging my head on the wall and babbling incoherently.