A toad style fleshlight? 
Why don’t we do it in the toad?
So the chimp likes to get deep toad?
Good thing the chimp is small, otherwise he’d rippit.
Up or down?
And the frog is going to be pissed off. If he doesn’t just fall off.
Actually to me it looked like that chimp was doing all the poking. Now clear me some wall space - and watch exactly what you are banging next to me. 
Using the video as a guide, I would say more like sideways.
This frog has been aped by the apeist.
Right on. Apes aren’t Old World monkeys, and they aren’t New World monkeys, but it’s stubbornly misguided pedantry not to acknowledge that, ultimately, what the cladistics demonstrate are that apes are a third category of monkey, in deference to what common language had been comfortable saying all along.
(Granted, in the same cladistic sense, birds are a particular subcategory of reptiles, and so on, whereupon some might object that there’s nothing inherently wrong with using such paraphyletic terms as “(non-bird) reptile”, “(non-ape) monkey”, and “(non-human) animal”. Well, you can all sort it out, but at least so far as biology is concerned, sticking to clades as categories is almost always The Right Thing. At any rate, the situation is much less cut-and-dry than the traditional “apes aren’t monkeys” line…)
But, yes. Back to that poor creature getting the shit orally raped out of it… (I somewhat fail to see how this would provide any further pleasure than mere masturbation, but I suppose even chimps sometimes have bizarre bestial fetishes)
Perhaps it doesn’t, but I guess that chimp’s thoughts ran something like: how will I know unless I try?
Well, it’s moist, at least. Uncle Andy sez banana skins are good for masturbatin’ in, so frogs must be up there, as well. Y’know, if you’re an adolescent chimp.
Warning: link not safe for work or viewing around children. Or adults, really. 
That frog was blowing bubbles.
And I thought Strokin’ the Toad was just an expression.
Combining the post with the poster, I now have a new all-time favorite!
I’m glad that he’s moved on. Michael isn’t coming back.
Good Lord - could you imagine if he still was alive? He would probably swap the Elephant Man’s bones and several gold records for that ape.
Right. Linguistically speaking, “ape” is the older term in English (before the 12th Century), and “monkey” (from about 1530) was regarded as a subcategory of ape. (The Great Apes were unknown to science before the late 1600s, and the existence of the gorilla wasn’t confirmed until the mid 1800s.) Eventually in popular usage “monkey” became the generic term for all of the higher non-human primates including the Great Apes, while scientists on the other hand co-opted the term “ape” for the Great Apes alone. So there is really no linguistic justification to restrict the term “monkey” to the non-ape higher primates. Now cladistics has established that there is no scientific reason either: apes are a sub-category of monkey, both in popular usage and scientifically.
Hey, stop inserting logic into this thread like a chimp penis into a frog’s mouth!
Jeremiah was a bullfrog.
Was a good friend of mine.
I never understood a single word he said.
It is a shame and a travesty of all that is good and righteous about the Straight Dope that this pun has gone completely unacknowledged for three. Whole. Days.
I salute you, sir. Well played indeed.
Pervert.
I think that chimp had just sung one too many rugby songs…
(Search for “toad”… :eek:)