Sig lines FOR Wally

OK, gang. Let’s give back in spades what Wally has so richly given to us. Think up a sig for Wally! Judging by your response on the same thread, I guess “Is Wally dead?” is out, ( I’ll save you the trouble,Wally – Putz!) but all I can think of is this:
“I was a child prodogy. Problem is I kept on being a child long after I stopped being a prodigy”

Surely someone else has some ideas. Bueller?

-dollars to donuts, Wally comes up with the best one.


Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.

“Whoever said it was lonely at the top, was ugly and didn’t have as many stalkers as I do.”

I would also like to thank Wally for my sig.


“My drinking team has a Rugby problem.”
This sig line has been brought to you by the creative mind of Wally

If you need a graphic solution, http:\ alk.to\Piglet

Making up sig lines for Wally… And perhaps we might give Hawking some physics lessons? Perhaps tell Cecil a fact or two?

Come on… This guy is the best. Our unquestioning adoration is the best we can do.


No matter where you go, there you are.

I fear it may soon be:

“Think up your own sig lines, dammit”


You don’t have a thing to worry about. I’ll have the jury eating out of my hand. Meanwhile, try to escape.

Sig by Wally M7, master signature architect to the SDMB

I think an amusing idea would be:
“Damn I wish I knew someone who could come up with good sig lines.”

But, not nearly as good as what Wally could come up with if he gave it .04 seconds thought.

Well, it won’t be as good as the master, but here’s one for him:

To know me is to love me. Guys can drool in this line, gals can swoon over here, next to me. All others, the line forms 2ft past the end of the pier.


You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.

My own meager contribution:

“I am Wally. That’s all you need to know.”

After I get some sleep, I imagine I’ll come back, read that, and think: What the HELL was I thinking?!

Several years ago, I asked my teenage son why he was wearing sunglasses inside. He said “When you’re as cool as me, the sun shines on you all the time!”

Wally’s so cool he’d need a parasol.

Thanks again for the new sig, Wally.

Don’t bring beer to your job interview.
– Sig courtesy of WallyM7

In the beginning, there were the words, and the words were Wally’s.

WallyM7
Thanks. I love my WallyM7™ sig. For you, how about:

“Ceci n’est pas une WallyM7 sig”


Virtually yours,

DrMatrix
“Feynman was wrong.
I understand Quantum Physics completely.
Anybody seen my drugs?” - WallyM7