I am convinced I can beat out Wally and come up with better sig lines, so if ya want 'em come get 'em. Just say you want one and ala-ka-ZAM! Mr Socko will produce a custom sig line just for you. 
So, if yours isn’t better that Wally’s, would you be offended if I didn’t use it?
If not, take your best shot!
My kids brighten up our home. They never turn the lights off. -A Wallyism
here you go,
Two cows were gossiping. Said one: “I herd it through the bo-vine.”
I need a new sig line. I am getting a little tired of mine, but give it a go Socko. I may consider it.
If at first you don’t succeed you’re about average.
You obviously read Imthecowgodmoo’s going away post. Cow jokes galore.
Anyway, I hear you’re a troll and I’m not supposed to feed you. So give me my cracker back and take this here plastic six-pack ring.
My kids brighten up our home. They never turn the lights off. -A Wallyism
here ya go,
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? … Pumpkin pi.
ok, Sue give me a second chance,
here ya go,
File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?
Hey Socko, I kinda like that.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? … Pumpkin pi.
IF Sue doesn’t want this one,
File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?
it’s up for grabs.
<testing my new sig>
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Well, I can’t compete with genius. I’m turning in my signature license.
It was fun while it lasted.
Hey Wally, I got a sig for you
here it is,
Police station toilet stolen… The cops have nothing to go on.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
bump!
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Socko you are nothing more than an old signature whore.
But give me one I may like it!
I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
famous C&W song
Yours truly,
aha
I have to admit thid one was really funny.
Thanks for the smile this morning.
How do you feel about doing someone you don’t know?
Please, please, please (on my knees) please, please ~~ originally posted by GolfWidow
Here ya go, Aha,
Wouldn’t be caught dead with a necrophiliac!
Angkins, here ya go,
Mushrooms always grow in damp places … and so that is why they look like umbrellas.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Bring it on Socko! Thanks Wally, this one’s going in the archives. 
Just make yourself comfy while I shoot nuclear particles into your heart.
Yo, Demo, hows it going,
well, here ya go,
“Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes!”
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
It’s me!