Sigh. Why, Obama, why?

Maybe he thought having Beyonce sing it would better connect him to today’s youts.

But I think having Michael Bolton’s version of “When a Man Loves a Woman” at my wedding is why I’m now an ex-husband.

If I were the bride, the divorce would have come much sooner.

And besides that, the benediction is a higher honor than the invocation.

And the pig you betcha

Someone should bring a big sign to the Inauguration that says

ETTA DID IT BETTA

Etta did do it better.

It has to be said though that Beyonce was fucking great though.