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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I couldn’t resist posting this one… :slight_smile:

Located this one today…

A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS:

Maalox and nosedrops and needles for knitting’,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittin’s,
Bundles of magazines tied up with string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs, cataracts, hearing aids, glasses,
Polident, Fixodent, false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak, When the knees go bad,
Then I remember my favorite things and then I don’t feel so bad

Hot tea and crumpets, and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food and no food with onions,
Bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin’,
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin’.
And we won’t mention our short shrunken frames
When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache, when the hips break, When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I’ve had, And then I don’t feel so bad.

THEN I REMEMBER THE GREAT LIFE I’VE HAD
AND THEN I DON’T FEEL SOOO BAAAD.

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cough Ahem…I believe that should be:

And then I remember the great life I have…
And then I don’t feel so bad.

:smiley:
I always thought it was defeatist and negative, when times are bad, to look back on the good times. It just makes the current bad times seem proportionately worse. Onward! Ever onward! is my motto.

And, what’s up with this?

I’m thinking somebody out there has a strange view of seniors. We don’t stop feeling a need to sin just because our teeth are in a glass next to the bed, thankyouverymuch. :smiley:

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That’s should be Florida’s favorite show tune.