Yes, there really is a porno shop down the street that has the sign, “Fine Adult Entertainment” on their door. I drive by the place every night on the way home from work and wonder who thought “fine” was something that would attract patrons?
As opposed to sleezy, cheezy and smutty?
Like people going in there are looking for “fine” porn?
“Gee…I would like to buy this copy of Slutsparade, but ya know, the binding on the magazine is glued, not sewn, and the photography is a bit garish…I wish you had some fine adult entertainment…”
And who says “Adult Entertainment” refers to pornography?
Maybe they’re having a wine-tasting night or an evening of chamber music.
Sheesh, some people sure like to jump to hasty conclusions. Just because a shop has big blinking neon signs saying “Wide Open Dripping Pussy” you think they’re a porn shop or something…
Someone already said it, but I would think differently about an establishment who said
“Girls, girly magazines, peep shows, videos! The sleaziest imaginable!”
as opposed to
“Fine Adult Entertainment.”
As a female, I’d much rather browse the second one than the first. I would hope the environment in the second would consist of less cashiers leering, etc.
I took a picture of a sex shop on which the sign read “After work…some pleasure”.
Apart from that, there are lovely pink hearts depicted on the window, and nothing else. If it weren’t for the “sex shop” sign, you would assume they’re a bookstore selling slushy novels or somesuch.
