Signature Exchange

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I don’t know about you, but I have changed my signature several times. I always find it hard to come up with a new one. I guess inspiration comes easier to others because they change their signatures daily. Anyway, since it is so hard for me to come up with a new signature and in order to help out Wally in his quest I have started the Straight Dope Signature Exchange.
Steps into barker character.

Do you have a signature that you aren’t using? Is your brain so fertile that you create sigs instead of counting sheep when you can’t sleep? Do you have fond memories of signatures that others have used? Well fellow dopers I’m here to help you out. This is the first signature exchange ever operated on this board. I can hear you now. Brother Odie How do I participate? Well that’s simple. All you do is submit message containing a surplus signature. If it isn’t yours credit the originator. Then if you find one that you like you can claim it for your own. Remember any disputes should be settled peacefully.

I will open the exchange by donating this signature:
You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!!

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  1. He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.

  2. Any lyric by Rush (Getty Lee is a God).

  3. Yer pal, (enter username here)

  4. System Administrator

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  1. He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.

  2. Any lyric by Rush (Getty Lee is a God).

  3. Yer pal, (enter username here)

  4. System Administrator

4

Here’s a couple from movies.

“I was born to love you. I was born to lick your face. I was born to rub you. But you were born to rub me first.”
–Ty Webb (Caddyshack)

“You ain’t leadin’ but two things now, pal. Jack and Shit. And Jack left town.”
–Ash (Army of Darkness)

I could probably think of loads more of 'em. I also have access to countless quotes from as far back as the Roman Empire. Any takers? Lemme know.

5

Chocalateis good, God is good, Chocolate is God.
“Chocolate is dead.” -Nietzche
Make yourself at home. Clean my kitchen.
A hard-on doesn’t’ count as personal growth.
Don’t bother me, I’m living happily ever after
I wish for world peace, harmony and nakedness.
Let me show you how the guards used to do it.
Allow me to introduce my selves. (Oh wait I might use this one soon…)
Whisper my favorite words: “I’ll buy it for you.”
I can’t remember if I’m the good twin or the evil one.
How many times do I have to flush you before you go away?
I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
It’s sick the way you people keep having sex without me.
Just smile and say “Yes Mistress,”
Mommy, I want to grow up to be a neurotic bitch just like you.
This is a mean, f—ing cruel world & I want my nappy and medication right now.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
And which dwarf are you?
“When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum.”
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
The trouble with trouble is that it usually starts out as fun
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public
The last time we mixed religion with politics, people got burned at the stake
Be vewy vewy quiet, i’m hunting subuwbanites
I haven’t lost my mind, It’s backed up on disk somewhere…
It’s been lovely but I have to go scream now.
Um I have more but I have to go to work. I’ll bbl and put the rest up.

6

Who says goddesses have to be anorectic.

My PID is Inigo Montoya. You kill -9 my Parent Process. Prepare to vi.

Psycho-Amazon War-bitch from Hell. With an attitude.

Oh no, not another learning experience.

There is no sin greater than ignorance

Everything I know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.

Different Drummer? I’m my own band…

7

Jumps up on the auction block

Alright bidders! What can I get for this CUSTOM, RARE, ONE OF A KIND, ORIGINAL WallyM7 sig?!?!?!

8

Zyada rules. :slight_smile:

9

Thanks! I can’t take credit for creating it, I found it & the rest of them at a bumper-sticker vendor that always works a local music festival. It does make me giggle every time I read it, though.

Which reminds me of the other b-sticker from them that I liked (out of date now, I think):

OS/2 for PS/2: Half an operating system for half a computer.