Signs that the marriage may not work

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

Every Thursday, our paper prints the “Police Blotter”, a very amusing collection of incidents the police have responded to.

Item:
“A 37-year-old man and his 30-year-old fiancee argued after she exposed her breasts to several men at (local tourist attraction). He left her at (local tourist attraction) and returned to their room. She came to the room, where they argued, and he called police.”

:rolleyes:

2

No fair! Which tourist attraction?

3

I didn’t know if I should name it or not…Broadway. Where else?

4

That didn’t narrow it down much. That’s a huge complex. Well, you can take the girl out of the Crazy Horse, but you can’t take the Crazy Horse out of the girl.:smiley:

5

could’ve been the Pavilion. Except people that old don’t go there unless they’re trying to buy drugs from sleep with highschoolers.