Sigs you think are truly moronic

Mine is lame… I need a cool new sig. Someone help me…
I do have to say that the best one I ever saw was this:

“I am Dyslexia of Borg, you ass will be laminated.”

GODDAMN! That’s funny!

Bah. Nobody can beat Linkin Park lyrics for sheer stupidity.

<----Moron with a truly lame Sig.

(in fact I don’t know which is lamer, my UserName or my Sig…)

I never saw what the problem was with your username.

I don’t even remember what my sig is…

It would kind of make sense that Einstein would say that. He disliked quantum mechanics, which kind of dorks up cause and effect.

Ah, yes.

There it is. Well, I think I’ve won this contest…

“Angels have no memory.”

Don’t worry, «Ðëëp¤F®ïêd»™, I think your username is plenty lame.


This is not a sig.

Barbarella was actually a French comic strip before it was a movie, IIRC. Anyway, my sig suits me, even if it is dumb. Or maybe because it is dumb.

Now what was my sig again?

Oh yes.

Even worse than all the above is dumb poo poo heads who use ridiculous fonts in a vain attempt to look cool or something.

alice_in_wonderland - HA! I remember when you first got that sig! The story was so weird I actually hit a couple candy stores afterward, looking for a milk-flavored bunny. I never did find one…

I have no idea what my sig is, anymore. Let’s see, shall we?

A sig should really say something about you.

Hunh. Where the hell did I get that, do you suppose?

Perhaps I should have previewed because me damn sig didn’t show up. Now of course, ala Mia Wallace I can’t show my sig because it’s been built up too much.

do I have to enable sigs just to read this thread???

How about those sigs that seem to serve no purpose other than depleting precious hamster juice?

Losers. Everyone loves my sig and, by extension, me.

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