Silent Night Holy Night 9/11

I’m an atheist who absolutely loves Christmas and every year I look forward to listening to some of my most favorite holiday hits. O’ Christmas Tree, O’ Holy Night, Silent Night, Jingle Bells, etc. I have no problem with the mention of Jesus or other religious statements because that’s just the nature of the beasts.

There is a version of Silent Night I’ve heard on the radio that consist of instrumentals with a voice over that I find in incredibly poor taste. The voice over is suppose to be God.

The song is depressing as hell and just isn’t something I want to hear between O’ Holy Night and Jingle Bells. I also can’t help but think “So you were there to hold his finger steady while he dialed the fucking phone but you weren’t available to nudge that plane controls a little bit? Were you on smoke break or something?”

Holy shit God was there! I can only imagine that he was also overpowered and was disabled by the terrorist on all four planes. Well at least that explains why he wasn’t able to prevent the catastrophe.

I realize this is a pretty lame rant and I already change the dial whenever this song comes on. I still hate it though.

Marc

I agree that that song is BS. I also happen to be atheist. This song reinforces it. Not a lame rant at all. I wholly concur with your assessment.

Ha Ha Ha
SON! I turn my back for FIVE MINUTES and THIS HAPPENS!

Junior!

All I can think when I read this is that, of all the people on those planes, the only ones I know for a fact had strong religious convictions… were the terrorists. Good thing God was there comforting them with every prayer, I guess.

Anyway, this song makes me say my own little prayer: “Thank God I don’t listen to radio.”

What a pathetic piece of shit. Makes me wish I was an atheiest! :wink:

If I had lost a loved one on 9/11, I would be furious that someone was trying to make a cheap, sleazy buck off of it.

PS- Marc, I’m glad that you can see this “holiday” for what it is and just kick back and enjoy the chaos! Christmas is what I do in church, with my family and my God. Xmas is the secular insanity that has totally taken over! I can do both!

Lousy, lousy song. I have no doubt that some of the dead turned to prayer and it may have consoled them a bit, but I bet each and every one of those nineteen bastards died yelling the name of the same God. Best not to go there at all.

Believe it or not, I intended to pit this very song. It’s the most crass and exploitative and just generally tasteless buck to be made off an American tragedy since the commemorative 9-11 plates I saw issued.

In terms of maudlin glurge factor it reminds me of the John Michael Montgomery song The Little Girl. In that song, a little girl recognizes a picture of Jesus as the man who held her when her atheist father killed her atheist mother (never mind that
1- Jesus probably looked nothing like his Sunday School representations and
2- If he could beam down to hold a traumatized child in the midst of lethal domestic violence then why couldn’t he give a Vulcan nerve pinch that would take down Daddy, save him & Mommy and spare the little girl being traumatized and orphaned?

Just out of curiosity, is this a song that’s typically heard on country stations during the holidays?

Well we also have The Christmas Shoes

(I don’t mind hearing it, but it’s one of those songs where I have to listen in the privacy of my own home. I’d rather not burst out crying in the middle of public transit thanks…)

Aaaarrrrggggghhhh!!!

One of the many, many reasons I despise the holiday season. “Let’s see if there’s anything in this world that we haven’t cheapened and exploited yet! Ooh, look, a terrorist attack!”

Anyone who doesn’t see something terribly wrong with that song can bite me.

That version left out the last verse, which is:

[spoiler]*I headed out feeling feeling Christmas in my heart and in my soul
then remembered in the parking lot I’d forgot to get my can of Skoal
so I turned around and went back, my eyes still bright and moist
and as I passed the Service Desk I heard a familiar little voice.
“Hey woman!” said the little boy "Hey buffalo, I mean youse!
Yeah over here, shug, open up and give me the cash back for these ****ing shoes!
And while you’re doing that point me in the inclination
of the place in this dump you call a store where you sell the new Play Station!

I followed the kid from the service desk and kicked him in his little nads
Turns out his mom’s a gynecologist and he has a lawyer for a dad*
Still I admired his gumption and his acting and his wit,
but even so I smiled and laughed as I knocked from him the shit.*[/spoiler]

I don’t know if this makes me want to carry around a Louisville Slugger to smash the hell out of every radio I come across, or gouge out both my ears with a screwdriver just in case there’s a radio I can’t get to.

Then again, I’d still have to live in a society where this passes as both genuine entertainment and worthwhile sentiment, and where it is downright blasphemous to ask the obvious question of “So if you were there, God, couldn’t you have saved us a whole lot of shit with just a minimum of smiting?”

I need to start looking into either a shack in the woods or a decent opium den.

Doing a bit a googling around, it seems that these are the culprits:

Author: Ms. Stacey Randall (Original Title: Met In The Stairwell)
Reader: Bob Holiday of KFSH/KKLA/KRLA
Music Performance: Mannehiem Steamroller

Actually, the music is done by John Tesh. Unless there’s more than one version of this glurge. The title is “God in the Stairwell”

Thank God the link to download the MP3 isn’t working.

http://tinyurl.com/47rl3

So, what’s your take then on Simon and Garfunkels’ 7 o’Clock News/Silent Night?

Peace.

Not lame at all. This is really disgusting. There have been any number of nauseating exploitations of September 11th, but even for glurge this is putrid.

Apples and oranges, my friend.

S&G were attempting social commentary about what were then current events. The song MGibson is complaining about is maudlin trash.

Robin, who is glad she doesn’t listen to Christmas music on commercial radio.

I agree the song is vile.

Having said that, I’d like to point out - this sort of reasoning always annoys me whenever I hear it. Free will is a vital part of human existence, and that means that human actions will occur that don’t always measure up to the standard of moral or good behavior. In my opinion, once free will is allowed for, it seems that there are two options available: either God allows actions to have consequences, no matter how vile the action might be; or God acts to negate all evil actions, which seems to me would negate the whole purpose (whatever it might be) for allowing free will in the first place.

I’m not trying to troll, here. Or convert anyone. I’m just sick of that particular non-argument for why a good and loving God can’t possibly exist.

Christian here (NOT fundie) and I hate that song too. Damn depressing, and really stupid representation of God and what his actual actions would be (as has been mentioned).

I hate overly maudlin songs. I finally heard the “Christmas shoes” song that people have been talking about, and my instant reaction was :rolleyes:

I also hate “In the Living Years” and “Butterfly Kisses” because they seem to me to be deliberately written to tug at your heart strings.

I do forgive Eric Clapton for his “If I Saw You In Heaven,” maybe because I know his grief is genuine and not some hokey gimmick.