Many years ago I saw a cartoon in an adult magazine: an outfielder yanks a busty woman fan’s
halter top off, to catch a fly ball in one of the cups.
Not exactly. “In case of fire” could be any time. Like carrying an umbrella “in case of rain”, even if it’s not raining now. I write a will in case of my death. “In case of a fire” or “In the event of a fire” would say take the stairs only then and not all the time.
That’s a Henny Youngman joke.
:smack::smack::smack: I knew that! As soon as you said it, I realized my mistake.
NOT NOW, Stupid! In case of fire!
Yeah…we’re kinda special down here, apparently.
I haven’t been to the Clevelander there, but I have friends who have…I’ll have to ask about that tomorrow.
The dancers were topless, but sported body paint. Art, apparently. And they weren’t quite completely topless. Almost. They sported flesh-colored pasties.
I had to look very carefully to see those pasties. 
Yeah, please ask. I’d be curious to know if it is an every day thing, or if it’s rare. I was only there once, on a Sunday. It was the final game against the SF Giants in a 3-game series. The winning Marlins’ cleanup hitter Casey McGehee hit a homer off of losing Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum - McGehee’s 2nd homer of the year. That should pin down the exact date of my visit, if it matters.
I guess it’s a case of knowing what the sign meant, if you don’t think about it too long. The elevator must have been taking too long that day.
How about:
“If fire alarms are ringing, use the stairs!”
You expect to hear teh alarms over the screams of panic?
The Great Take the Stairs Debate…will this help? 
Earlier this summer, I spotted a sign above the pedestrian walkway by a construction site in downtown Toronto:
CAUTION: PEDESTRIANS MUST ADHERE TO TRAFFIC PERSONNEL
Okay, that makes sense. The boat ramps I’m familiar with are fairly clearly delineated from the road.
“If there are any high-pitched noises, use the stairs!”
oh, so what do you have against Tinnitus sufferers ? have you no soul?
If you have Tinnitus it is best not to travel down roads that end in boat ramps, as it could aggravate the condition. No one thinks to put up warning signs about this.
because that only matters if there are stairs on fire in the water -
I’m going to put this on a t-shirt - “IF STAIRS ARE ON FIRE DO NOT GO IN WATER”
One one of my walks, I noticed a business with Everlast in its name. The large sign is professionally made but there are two signs in the side windows that are handwritten in the same scrolly script. One says “Everlast Parking Only,” while the other clearly says, “Everlust Parking Only.” It’s not a case of the loop of the “a” not being properly closed as there’s no hint of the sides curving in at the top to give you that impression.
It looks like the signs have been up for quite a while. I wonder if I’m the only person who’s ever noticed in all that time? (They’re very small windows.)
All Target stores have doors labeled
Enter Only
Do Not Enter
It’s on the entry doors, so I say
Entrance
Not an Exit
would be better.
:smack: 