Silly TV Guide fan talk back letters

The Sunday Oklahoman (newspaper) has a TV Guide type schedule mag called TV Week.

The Talk Back Forum sometimes gets some amazingly silly letters, calls, e-mails from fans stating different things or asking questions. Here is a sample from this week:
That dog on Fraiser has gotten too big for its britches. Before the show ends, they need to replace him with another dog that would appreciate being on television.
I would like to see more televison shows that portray members of the clergy as crimefighters.
Leave It To Beaver would have been a much better show if Wolfman Jack had played Ward Cleaver and Mae West had played June. It might even still be on television.

Better entertainment than the TV shows in its schedule, I think.

Any that you care to relate?

My favorite stupid fan letter of all time was published on the Letters page of Parade Magazine, back in the Reagan administration. It said, more or less:

How can George Shultz draw all those Peanuts cartoons when he’s so busy being Secretary of State?

<King of the Hill>
“Vaya con dios!” BLAM!
</King of the Hill>