Simpsons Season 6 on DVD - Please say This isn't the box

I saw Season 6 on display at the mall today. It’s even more horrible than I imagined. Not only does it LOOK bad, but it looks ready to fall apart in my hands. The slip is just a CLEAR covering with spines, for christ’s sake! I sometimes don’t know what the hell FOX DVD is doing. Take a look at season 2 and 3’s menu for another example of gross un-professionalism.

Sorry FOX, you just lost yourself a sale. I really doubt I’m the only one not willing to shell out $35 for such a poorly produced product.

I just got it and I must say it is almost certainly the worst designed packaging I have ever come across. Ad I don’t just mean the head, but the whole thing is ridiculous.

Actually, it was because I was at work and the card was at home. I didn’t know if I’d have time to come here, but knew I’d check my email.

I saw this… and I thought it was like Simpsons UNO or Etch a Sketch again

I picked it up… and I noticed it was Season 6. I think My Season 1 and 2 sets … are all I will get thank you.

Worst. DVD Box. Ever.

I wonder how many alternate boxes will be purchased and if it’s enough to cause Fox to change their minds about seasons 7-10?

I originally saw the boxes for seasons 6-10 on an Australian DVD site. I went back to get a link, but found this message:

Ah, Google.

Scroll down near the bottom

Again for archival purposes, here’s a transcript of the message you hear when you call the 1-800 number, spoken by Homer:

“Welcome, disgruntled consumer. You have reached the Simpsons Season Six replacement box hoax…uh, I mean number. Don’t worry, this is not a hoax…or is it? No it is not…most likely. Anyway, for more details on how you can recieve an old, boring-style box totally free of charge- except for stupid shipping and handling…I hate handling!- just buy a computer and go to www.simpsonsbox.com. The website will tell you exactly what to do to take advantage of this hoax. Oh, why do I keep saying that? Or do I? Actually, I think the box you already have is totally cool. But what do I know? I mean, you’re the customer, so I guess you know best! Oh, let’s not get into this. If you need futher help, call back Monday through Friday 8am to 5pm Pacific standard time when some goon can help you. (Laughs to himself) Ha ha ha…goon…”

When you work your way through the site (they customize a pdf with the mailing info you enter), it says:

We’re done and we love you more than ever!

Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery.

Look for the “I don’t like the alternate box either” site coming soon

They screwed up with the DVD menu system, too. You can’t hit the Stop button on the episode screen. So my DVD player never remembers where it left off unless I remember to start a new episode and then hit Stop.

Hired goons, no doubt.