Is god still angry at me for eating of the fruit?
As long as the both of you were of legal age, and you asked first, I suppose it’s o.k.
Depends what religion you are.
Also, if Jesus and God are one in the same, why did he get baptized? Wasn’t he already without sin?
I’d think it depends on what religion God - if he exists - is.
Yes, but He’s even angrier at you for Talking on the Cell Phone While Driving. If I were you I’d lay low for a while.
Not to mention all of that chewing. Won’t someone think of the kittens?
He’s not angry at you - he loves you. That’s why, if you don’t accept his loving gift, he’ll torture you forever.
Yes, so feel free to blame everything bad in your life on sin.
Everything good in your life, you can credit to coming from God when he momentarily feels forgiving. He’ll go back to being angry right after. God’s fickle.
I have checked with Athena, both Thors, Bailey Quarters, and Gibbs.
Athena feels the question is silly. Holding grudges is unwise and she is the goddess of Wisdom.
Both Thor and Thor have asked me to remind you that he/the is/are god(s) of fertility as well as thunder, not to mention being the Son(s) of Earth. He/They feels you honor Them in partaking of his bounty but also remind you that man does not live by apple alone; beer is also good.
Bailey is sweet and loving and only wants you to be happy.
Gibbs remarks, testily, that one does not touch a Marine’s food if one wishes to live. Obviously, since you are not dead, it was not his fruit so he doesn’t care.
Along the lines of;
Every Sperm is Sacred, Every Sperm is Great
If a Sperm gets wasted, God gets quite irate!
Fruit is for eating. That is how the seeds get dispersed. NOT eating the fruit is the sin.
If you believe Christian mythology, the baptism was required to fulfill specific predictions from OT prophesy and clearly introduce Christ to the world. But it is clear from the Gospel accounts that this detail of Christ’s life was an embarassment for those who considered him the Son of God. The latest gospel of John puts words in the Baptist’s mouth that Jesus should be the one baptizing him–which sound a bit like the evangelist is trying to sweep this detail under the rug.
The FSM approves of fruit eating, he considers it a sensible light desert option after a carb-heavy main course.
But cheeseburgers are still sinful, right?
Sez the gal who turned Medusa into a monster for the abject crime of getting raped by Poseidon.
That is a vile slander put about by the worshippers of the sad and pathetic Zeus, long since deposed and removed of the burden of his testicles in the same manner as his grandfather.
In sum, I’ll be needing you to take that back.
Well, having been involved in her own dramas about ancient apples, she should know. I’m glad your deity learns from the past. 
Is it, now ? And I suppose you’re going to tell me Arachne never got spiderized either ? You know who else turned people into bugs ?
Alien, that’s who.
Who the Hell are Bailey and Gibbs?
Sounds like vaudeville act.
Re OP: No, She’s too busy hating me.
Wish I knew why.
:rolleyes:
Bitch had it coming. The tale from Ovid is more slander by the followers of Zeus.
I urge you to leave this topic alone. Your arms are too short to box with Pallas.