troll
thankyou for all your support
“I shot the sherrif, I shot the deputy too. No, it wasn’t in self defense. They both looked at me cockeyed so I capped 'em. Then I shot the mayor, then the firechief, decapitated the librarian, impaled the dog catcher, used a spoon to remove the groundskeepers eyes and sent the leader of the local KKK in full KKK uniform to downtown Manhattan. Then I made sweet love to the sexy 18 yr old intern, and it was all good.”
I believe you, and I believe in you.
But then as a kid I believed in the troll in Billy Goats Gruff. Still do, now that I think of it.
“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!” - the White Queen
I think I pulled a muscle in my right butt cheek.
For what it’s worth.
http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/007324.html
Read the link, still don’t get it.
But it sure as hell sounds like something a troll would post.
“History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.” -Winston Churchill
Hey Diane - those butt cheek muscles are the worst - you can’t do anything.
Plus you walk funny and people stare at you.
The Scots - never trust a race whose national dress includes a concealed knife.
That’s exactly what I am doing. I feel like a retard.
Pardon me while I burst into flames.
Diane, please tell me how you pulled your butt check muscle, otherwise I will forever have a disturbing collection of images in my head of how one could pull such a muscle.
P.S.-I love you for admitting your butt injury. It shows incredible confidence.
Thats the truth and anyone who has heard otherwise has been misinformed.
Smooth, smooth, smooth. I love the smell of sawdust in the morning.
Your brain-in-a-jar,
Myron
Imbibo, ergo sum.
Oops, forgot the link: http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/007282.html
I pulled a groin muscle… and it wasn’t even mine!