sittin' down!!!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Laugh … laugh all you want to… I am laughing at myself because of what I am about to post…

I am a man, and I have taken to sitting down on the commode to pee, beginning today. (as opposed to whippin it out and standing over the commode)

Why? I spent four excruciating hours, today, scrubbing every surface in my bathroom to a sparkling clean, including the commode. I don’t want to have to clean that damn commode up any time too soon, again! :eek::mad:

:::looks at self in mirror, points at reflection::: :wally laughs :smiley:

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I’ma guy and I almost always pee sitting down.

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Welcome to the club. I sit down. It relaxes me.

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I’m just wondering why it took 4 hours to clean a bathroom…

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I’m just wondering how his aim can be that bad. Every surface in the bathroom?

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Wife of a habitual pee-sitter posting here. Other benefit: No arguments over how the toilet seat has been left (up or down).

My son, however, who is potty-training? He wants to stand. Now that makes a mess because he has no aim (doesn’t even use hands for the task yet).

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See why I love the SD? I’m always learning.
It had never even occured to me that men would pee sitting down.

Rose

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LOL I knew this response was inevitable. :wally

quote]I’m just wondering why it took 4 hours to clean a bathroom…
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All levity aside, I had to scrub the walls down very thoroughly because I hope to paint soon.

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well, if cats can do it…

:smiley:

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Now if I could only train my guys to do that! At least once a day, a scream rings out from the bathroom, followed by the sound of a yard of T.P. being pulled of the roll–“Who peed on the seat!!!”
Even the arguement that it costs twice as much in paper if I have to wipe first doesn’t convince 'em. Believe me, there’s nothing worse than staggering out at 2:00am, only to sit in a puddle!:eek:
You’d think a forty-seven year old and a couple of teenagers would be at least toilet trained, but nope, not around here!
:frowning:

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My mother, and granrmother never complained about the seat, but my sister would raise the dead with her howls of “Put the fucking seat down when you are done, assholes”. So I started to sit, my dad and brother started to use the other bathroom.