ok, so I like to read as I sit and have my morning constitutional.
Well, when I defecate, I usually urinate, figuring I’m killing two birds with one stone, multitasking, and generally feeling completely “voided”. Woohoo! I won’t be back for hours!
So anyway, I’m at work and I’m reading the sports section. I’m holding my winkie down between my legs like I was taught many moons ago. It seemed like a foolproof method. Until now!
I find that somehow urine has escaped the bowl, gone between the space above the bowl and below the seat. Maybe 1/8 of an inch?
Not that this would be dreadful, but I ended up peeing all over the back of my pants, as they were down around my ankles as I read and poo’ed (and peed).
Fortunately, I have a gym at work, was able to get over to the locker room unseen (I think) and clean things up and go on about my day. But it got me wondering…
How did this happen? Has it happened before and I never noticed it? Has it happened to anyone else?
So men of the dope, I ask you. Have you ever had an accident in the bathroom like this? (I didn’t mean to exclude women, but I’d have no way of understanding how a woman could pee between the seat and the bowl.)
Jodi, if I have to poop at work, I do. I don’t like to only because I don’t like to feel rushed, but here’s one woman who has pooped at work lots of times.
Sometimes I think it must be fun to have a penis. Then I hear stories like this and realize that maybe it’s just as well that I don’t.
I’ve had this happen once to me as a child; but it was because I was quite erect at the time, and thus I wasn’t pointing down, but uncomfortably wedged under the seat pointing forward.
Other than that incident (nearly four decades ago), I got nuttin’.
I’m not alone… sure, someone called me Mr. Pee Pants, but I’m not alone.
I believe I would have never asked anyone this IRL. Too embarrassing.
However, not to hijack my own thread, but I have to ask… Jodi, if you have to go, what do you do? How much privacy do you need? Everyone knows it’s you because of your shoes. Are women who don’t poop at work afraid they will be outed for the smell? The farting?
This has happened to me, but rarely. But it happens to my partner more often. He has to rest his genitals on the seat to avoid getting them wet (and cold), and sometimes accidents happen.
I’ve heard guys complain of this before. I have a question… WTF are your pants doing around you ankles?! Girls drop trou only enough to take care of bidness.
Oh God, I can’t help but join this thread. Even though I know I shouldn’t.
Yep, count me in too-its happened to me. PlainJain, I don’t get the whole pants around the ankles thing either-for the simple reason that men are somewhat lax in the aim department, and I don’t want my pants lying on the floor in all the drips…
panache45, I actually had to read your comment three times before I got the visual. And now I’m stuck with the visual, thank you so much.
I had a morbid fear of that happening to me, back in my late teens. It was almost OCD - I’d sit down, pee, and do a near-somersault bending down to check that I wasn’t pissing between the bowl and the seat.
Then one day it happened when I wasn’t paying attention, but I caught it early on and adjusted myself, then cleaned up afterward. Oddly enough it turned out to be no big deal and I haven’t cared that much about it since.
