Six Degrees of the BBQ Pit

[Malacandra]

@Left Hand of Dorkness

Don’t bother:
-Interchangeable ride their friendly dragons.
-Fungus falls and hurts people.
-Interchangeable characters whine about their lives.
-Scary unwashed guys in their forties show up in the Anne McCaffrey room at conventions, hoping to get a chance to dance with McCaffrey’s thirteen-year-old girl fans.

I’m not sure whether you’re the scary forty-year-old or the teeny-bopper, but in either case, I’ve just spoiled her entire oeuvre for you.

I wish you all peace and joy in your lives.

Daniel

Ho-lee! You can score thirteen-year-old poontang at McCaffrey conventions? I’d b’etter s’tart b’rushing u’p o’n t’he D’ragonrider b’ooks s’traight a’way!

@Mellivora capensis

Why do you hate America?

For making South Africa look sophisticated, that’s why.

[Malacandra]

@Malacandra

Only after you’d made good and sure our country was bankrupt first, as you were still ass-wobblingly afraid we’d come and demand our colony back. Also, you’re forgetting that Hitler declared war on you. Left to your own devices, you’d have sat around chewing gum until everywhere from Portugal to Vladivostok was speaking either German or Russian. Anyway, if you’re such he-men, how come you couldn’t go into Iraq by yourself, what with having more firepower than the rest of the world put together? No, you had to come snivelling to the depised Euros begging Daddy to hold your hand while you went and picked on the little kid next door to the one who’d hit you. Bail out? You couldn’t bail out a rowing boat with a plastic bucket, sweetums.

There’s no such language as AMERICAN. Being too ignorant to use the grammar and vocabulary of the parent country does not make you the author of a new lexicon, dumbfuck. :rolleyes: * 10[sup]18[/sup]

Eh, forgot the forum. Make that “dmbfck”.

[Mellivora_capensis]

Malacandra
For making South Africa look sophisticated, that’s why.

:: paging through dictionary::

So…

Sop…

Soph…

Sophis…

Ah!

Oh…

WT*?

[Askia]

@Malacandra

There’s no such language as AMERICAN. Being too ignorant to use the grammar and vocabulary of the parent country does not make you the author of a new lexicon, dumbfuck. :rolleyes: * 10[sup]18[/sup]

It’s a dialect, Figgy Pudding. We’ve parted ways with Mother England in a number of significant details: No leeching monarchy. Dental hygiene. Less inbreeding.

[Askia]

[QUOTE=MacTech]
the name’s MacTech, get it right next time…QUOTE] Well, I would have if it was important.

[Askia]

@Feydeau

Would you care to finance my annual pallet-load of Lactaid, twit?

Sorry. I can barely keep up with payments for your day nurse’s rectally inserted suppositories.

[Askia]

@MsRobyn

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out why you really like them…

“… and believe me, I am no rocket science guy! Tee hee hee!”

[Askia]

@Mehitabel

Go wash your hemp pants and leave us real Amurricans alone.

No real Amurrican would go sashaying around with a namby-pamby name like Mehitabel, you literary pussy. Go change it to Mike and go eat some goddamn Freedom Fries.

[Askia]

Mellivora capensis. Who the hell are you kidding, Mellivora? You couldn’t find the “S” section of the dictionary!

[Askia]

@Malacandra

Ho-lee! You can score thirteen-year-old poontang at McCaffrey conventions? I’d b’etter s’tart b’rushing u’p o’n t’he D’ragonrider b’ooks s’traight a’way!

No. Much like adult women your own age, thirteen-year old girls are out of your league, too. Cheer up, though. Your relationships with Handgela Pullem and Stroky Fingerette is as strong as ever.

[Askia]

I need a four letter word for an “empty receptacle.”

[Malacandra]

Post-count pad much, Askia? :dubious:

[Askia]

Sometimes.

[Malacandra]

@Askia

I need a four letter word for an “empty receptacle.”

Why, is your current username one letter too long for you?

@Askia

It’s a dialect, Figgy Pudding. We’ve parted ways with Mother England in a number of significant details: No leeching monarchy. Dental hygiene. Less inbreeding.

A Presidency that has no class and isn’t fit to run a clam-chowder stall. Endemic obesity. And you’re s#itting me over that “inbreeding” claim, aren’t you? I’ve heard all about those upstate trailer parks where marrying your cousin is considered posh.

[Askia]

@Malacandra

I’ve heard all about those upstate trailer parks where marrying your cousin is considered posh.

Made reservations yet?

I like pie.

[Malacandra]

@Askia

Made reservations yet?

Make your mind up. Either I can attract women or I can’t. Don’t expect me to defend both sides of the argument. :rolleyes:

@Askia

I like pie.

Of course you do. You’re American. See the previous quote about endemic obesity. :rolleyes: * Graham’s Number

[Askia]

@Askia

Mellivora capensis. Who the hell are you kidding, Mellivora? You couldn’t find the “S” section of the dictionary!

I get a do-over.

"You couldn’t find the “S” section of the dictionary if you were lost in “R” and looking for “T.”

Much better.

[Askia]

@Malacandra

Make your mind up. Either I can attract women or I can’t. Don’t expect me to defend both sides of the argument. :rolleyes:

I assumed you weren’t marrying a woman.

Of course you do. You’re American. See the previous quote about endemic obesity. :rolleyes: * Graham’s Number

Of course you’d say that. You’re British. When you can’t think of anything innovative, quote something in print. I daresay though, don’t most Brits quote someone, y’know, pithy?

[Malacandra]

@Askia

I assumed you weren’t marrying a woman.

Well, yanno, when you ass-u-me… mind you, that’d be a step up for you, wouldn’t it, albeit a tad rough on the poor burro?

@Askia

Of course you’d say that. You’re British. When you can’t think of anything innovative, quote something in print. I daresay though, don’t most Brits quote someone, y’know, pithy?

When I want to quote someone pithy, you’ll be the firtht on my litht, thweetcheekth.

[Askia]

[QUOTE=Malacandra]
Well, yanno, when you ass-u-me… mind you, that’d be a step up for you, wouldn’t it, albeit a tad rough on the poor burro?

[quote]
What you consider “rough on the burro” most people consider, “Proof to lock Malacandra away for farm crimes.”

When I want to quote someone pithy, you’ll be the firtht on my litht, thweetcheekth.

No, no. Sweetcheeks is the name of your burro. For, sadly, obvious reasons.