Ignorant, insular Christofascist! :mad: Didn’t it occur to you that, oh, say, another religious group might have accepted the story of Eve as tradition for centuries before Christianity was thought of? Here’s a hint: ;j
Yeah, but we ;j don’t believe in Original Sin.
That’s because you people are pushing the bounds of perversion by trying to come up with new ones all the damn time. How disgusting.
This, from a man who’s never had a sexual experience in his life without hearing the words, “No, daddy, no!”
Old Brett Butler heckler slam. Still a classic.
Which I suppose is better then “eeyore!”.
That’s it. Tell “Pooh” jokes.
Originally Posted by Askia
I’m interviewing for jobs later today. Wish me luck.
Let me be the first to congratulate on your attempts to better yourself, no matter how hopeless I personally believe your efforts to be. Be sure to take a shower and wear the clothes that have the fewest holes and are cleanest. Be polite and friendly, no matter how hard thay may be for you. As a taxpayer, I applaud your attempt to relieve us of some of the burden you and your family have previously placed on the welfare system.
Why, do you still think I’ll go to bed with you? You should be used to rejection from women (and sheep) by now.
People who run whorehouses for the Mob don’t pay taxes. You’re confusing taxes with protection money, you dolt.
Not if it’s the wrong time of month I don’t.
There speaks the voice of experience.
Good one! 
marque elf. As a welfare cheat who mostly restricts his larceny to fraud in your real life name and your retirement accounts, I thank you. Today… truce.
You know I’m gonna go back to robbing you blind tomorrow.
Pshaw. Any Pitting that starts off, “This is a bitting in name only,” isn’t much to worry about.
I thought YOU pitted me. You had my respect for a half-second. I was even gonna unleash my fabled sack of Yo Mama Jokes.
Bitting?
Souns libe somebobby hib be im muh libs.
Show Askia that I mean business.
I don’t like the smiles on those guys.
Great. Cartooniverse thinks he’s Lurch.
Since he’s bossing him around, that must make Governor Quinn Gomez Addams.
Anne Neville is Wednesday and** rayh** is Uncle Fester.
Thankfully, black people weren’t on that show.
I’m a different kind of Thing.
Yeah, real nice making assumptions.
You aren’t getting out of this random Addam’s Family reference just by tossing your race card into the ring, jackass. Or should I say ‘Cousin Jackass?’
Store brand antiseptic mouth rinse is just as good as the name brand Listerine, and at a fraction of the cost!
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