Maybe you’re just a racist, wanting the *white * cereal.
You egotistical little (traffic noises). You don’t have the guts to kill a thread.
Well, I’ve killed many a thread in my time, and I say “So (more traffic noises) what?”
Askia, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than the proper adornment for a human face. Is it possible that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?
Cream of Puke? Ewwww!
What makes you the breakfast queen? Don’t you know Cream of Wheat is a recommended food for those with stomach problems. It’s even fortified so it makes a nutritious meal for chemotherapy patients and others who are too sick to have regular food. What do you have against chemo patients?
Of course, none of that means jack to you, because you came in and posted one line to get off what you thought was a clever pun. Well, it ain’t funny, and it ain’t particularly punny, either.
As somebody who has suffered from erectile dysfunction around women ever since I was a child and my parents used to lock me in a closet with my naked grandmothers and a vat of Crisco I find the notion that you or anybody would support a movie that mocks somebody for not having penetrated a member of the opposite sex by the age that you in your pinnacle of wisdom as society’s norm setter think proper is just elitist, disgusting and a celebration of promiscuity and abnormality.
“Dolly Parton- what a talent!”
Typicl dysfunctional male, focuses on a woman’s “talents” rather than her song writing ability.
I suppose you think Madonna has “talent” too?
The fact that breakfast happens before I’ve had my coffee. It’s considered unwise to provoke me before the second cup or so.
Nobody gives a damn about your caffeine dependence. Grow a spine. You can be just as alert by getting up earlier and exercising a bit. Slug.
I love the fall.
Oh, people who are just “oh so nicey nice, wouldn’t say shit if they had a mouthful, ooh, see me be so cute and twee and replace the naughty words with cutesy poo widdle euphemistic written out sound effects” get right up my nose. Get a set of balls, grow some hair on them and actually own your obscenity, you pusillanimous (here, let me help you out with that, Sparky) weasel.
My grilled cheese sandwich was marvelous.
That’s right, brag and gloat about living in luxury when half the world’s people don’t have enough to eat. You sit there on your fat butt glorying in grease and processed dairy products while children are starving in Africa. That’s not even mentioning the poor exploited cows, bred against their will, babies taken away and penned up in squalor as the poor mother cows lactate meaninglessly all their lives. You make me sick.
Of course you’re sick, you whiny liberal baby! Get used to it, animals are food and Americans have a lot of food because we’re intellectually, economically and morally superior to the rest of the lame, lazy, useless world. If it wasn’t for the good old US of A the rest of the world wouldn’t even know what a burger looks like, unless they were worshipping it while it was still attached to the cow’s butt.
Yeah, wallow in your ridiculous liberal guilt-oid morass, completely unable to figure out that just because you “feel REALLY bad” about world hunger it doesn’t actually make you blameless as you drive your stupid, still oil consuming (but less than the Joneses!) Subaru to the organic food market where you spend more on one tomato than an Ethiopian earns in a decade, but it’s okay because you sent a donation to Greenpeace at the check out stand. I may be a dick, but you’re a hypocrite and I can jerk off… :rolleyes:
Kitties playing with ping pong balls are the cutest thing EVAR!
Just like you to mention ping pong as Red China “celebrates” 55 years of godless repressive totalitarian rule this week. Go have a picnic with Fidel and Kim Jong-il over in the graveyard of the Tienanmen Square freedom fighters, Comrade.
Whew! Just finished my laundry! Love having clean clothes.
Only the most ardent round-eyed bigot could mention the Chinese and laundry in the same sentence with a straight face. WHY DON’T YOU GO BACK TO ROUNDEYEVIA WHERE YA CAME FROM!!!
“Pork” is a noun, an adjective and a verb.
Oooh, get the grammar Nazi! :rolleyes:
So, how 'bout them Trailblazers?
Well, my Mod powers suck. I swear I closed this thread. 